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31st January 2005, 03:03 PM
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New Warning Labels........
Hi all,
Due to increasing products liability litigation, Liquor Manufacturers have accepted that the following WARNING labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tipe reel goood. Take care........ 
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31st January 2005, 03:18 PM
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31st January 2005, 05:53 PM
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 Lee's on a roll 
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1st February 2005, 12:13 PM
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 Nice Lee!Quote:
 That we know of... 
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1st February 2005, 03:17 PM
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Quote:
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Tuttle did it!
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1st February 2005, 10:26 PM
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I'm actually gonna side with Fg on this one... Sticks fingers in ears... Lalalalala....
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except I cant get pregnant and I dont wear a bra and panties ....... I aint ever been that drunk 
UMM fingersnails, bet they make a bit of a mess of the keyboard. 
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