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Old 31st January 2005, 03:03 PM
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New Warning Labels........

Hi all,

Due to increasing products liability litigation, Liquor
Manufacturers have accepted that the following WARNING
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tipe reel goood.

Take care........
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Old 31st January 2005, 03:18 PM
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Old 31st January 2005, 05:53 PM
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Old 31st January 2005, 07:42 PM
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Lee has shattered my world except I cant get pregnant and I dont wear a bra and panties ....... I aint ever been that drunk


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Old 31st January 2005, 07:47 PM
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Hi Tony,

Hows about abiding by the warnings that APPLY, you dirty old man.
Especially the last one.

Take care......
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Old 31st January 2005, 07:53 PM
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ywah I goatta agwee withe htat last oen ..... AND OI M8 I AINT THAT OLD

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Old 1st February 2005, 12:13 PM
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Nice Lee!




Quote:
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I dont wear a bra and panties
That we know of...
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Old 1st February 2005, 03:17 PM
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Nice Lee!




Quote:
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I dont wear a bra and panties
That we know of...
I think I can live a very happy long and fullfilled life WITHOUT knowing that thank you very much.....
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Old 1st February 2005, 03:22 PM
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Hey chaps I'd tell you if I did I swear
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Old 1st February 2005, 05:37 PM
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Lalalalala I can't hear you.....
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Old 1st February 2005, 10:26 PM
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I'm actually gonna side with Fg on this one... Sticks fingers in ears... Lalalalala....
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Old 1st February 2005, 10:55 PM
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
That would be me!
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Old 1st February 2005, 11:04 PM
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tipe reel goood.


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Old 1st February 2005, 11:32 PM
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Old 1st February 2005, 11:42 PM
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UMM fingersnails, bet they make a bit of a mess of the keyboard.
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