>News< Daily Commentary for Friday 4th April 2003

[Farley]

<nerviously walks up to mike and taps on it>

Greetings fellow Gnome nutz.

Looks like a below average day for w00t production Total Today: 3114
Total for the week: 30879

Current Stats :

27.OcUK.......................................4466 67.82
29.Overclocked_Hardware_UK ...374147.92
30.TeamNinja_Genome ..............334765.08
31.GENEtals ................................328210.16

If we can keep a 5600/day w00t collection going we could stomp OcUK before its over... Why does that name seem so familiar?? hmmm
Immortalized forever, "TeamNinja tops OcUK" Sound good?


Promotions :

Shookums Makes the big league Nice job on getting to the Premier Division Mark!!

Gunslinger Moves up to Division II Congrats!
You guys think you could cut down on the awards in the stats a little, your causing the page to have to be scrolled right


Stompage :

In the Division II League

Gunslinger stomps SFDC+Terminator+mushy-peas

In the Division I League

Chelle stomps wylie Got tired of lookin at his butt. Sorry wylie better luck next time

In the Premier League

Shookums stomps BBCFE+nyles Say hi to David as you blow by him Mark.

Jed stomps nyles

Meadmaker stomps Bursar+squeaky


The Trophy Toss :

>MAM< Farley - Division II - 254 units <--- Who is this guy?
>MAM< dodgy - Division I - 74 units
>MAM< Meadmaker - Premier - 1211 units

>POD< Goes to Meadmaker. Not just for his stunning 1211 w00ts, but for being kind enough to warn us, giving us ample time to grab the gas mask before he dumped.



That about wraps up this edtion. Thanks for stoppin by

Hail Ninja!!

Legend - What do all these awards stand for?? POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day (Saturday only, at present)

[Meadmaker]

That's a brilliant read, Farley - thanks for that!

Thank you for the POD - much appreciated. Well done to all - let's keep crunching flat out to the last!

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by Farley
Gunslinger Moves up to Division II Congrats!
You guys think you could cut down on the awards in the stats a little, your causing the page to have to be scrolled right

Wow! Nine awards all side by side!
( I think the only one I'm missing is the Tribble thing for being the Most Active Member in the league, which went to some geezer called ... Farley )

Ni!

[Shookums]

Nice report! A+

[Jules]

Great report Farley!

Great work MAM's...and CONGRATULATIONS to Meady for getting a muchly deserved POD.....but if he's stomped squeaky...that means...*gasp*...I'm next!
Guess I should take it like a ma.......errr.. woman

[Monkeymia]

Originally posted by Meadmaker
...let's keep crunching flat out to the last!

I was under the impression that the stats will continue with G@H2 am I incorrect

Thanks Farley for the news excellent first effort

[Meadmaker]

Originally posted by Monkeymia

I was under the impression that the stats will continue with G@H2 am I incorrect

Thanks Farley for the news excellent first effort

Hi MM,

They will continue unhindered with results from G@H2 adding to existing totals. I meant "flat out" until the end of the Classic.

HTH.

[Monkeymia]

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by Monkeymia

I was under the impression that the stats will continue with G@H2 am I incorrect

Thanks Farley for the news excellent first effort

There will be a snapshot of the stats taken at the end of May 5th, when the Classic client is finally put to rest.

This will be kept separate from the on-going stats, so will be a reference "Hall of Fame"

Hence the renewed interest in Genome by certain teams...

Ni!

P.S. Well done Farley - such a good effort I didn't realise it was your first

[Fireblade]

What a great first-time that is Farley... well done m8

Well done t' the MAM's, and t' Meady for a much deserved POD

I assume it's now safe t' remove this damned sweaty mask eh

[dodgygeeeza]

nice going for a first try m8