At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25-year-old woman. Because her new
husband is so old, the woman decides that on their wedding night, they
should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that the old fellow could
After the wedding festivities, she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on
the door she is expecting. Sure enough, the knock comes and there is her 85-
year-old groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all goes
well, whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for
After a few minutes, there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again,
ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents to further coupling,
which is again successful. The octogenarian once again bids her a fond good
night and leaves.
She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and, after a few more minutes,
is close to sleep. But for the third time, there is a knock at the door and
he is again -- fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for more. Again they ravish one
As they're basking in the afterglow, the young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age you have enough juice to go at it three
times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one
time. You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris, looking quite confused, turns to her and asks, "You mean I was here
We're all having fun in my head today.