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Old 12th October 2011, 03:35 AM
wyles wyles is offline
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Smert jokes

Helium walks into a bar. Barman says "Sorry sir, we don't serve Noble gasses."
Helium doesn't react.


Descartes walks into a pub. "Pint of beer sir?" asks the barman.
"I think not," says Descartes, and promptly vanishes.

Two scientists walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have some H20." Second one says "I'll have some H20 too" then dies.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm travelling light.

Over to you....
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Old 13th October 2011, 06:43 AM
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Ok Wyles ... must be the (multiple) rum and cokes I've had. I missed jokes 2 and three. If I still don't get them tomorrow ... I'll send you a PM so I can figure out how stupid I am ...



1 and four ... good ones (sick, but good)

<edit> ... got joke three ... just call me a peroxide blonde for not getting it sooner

Still puzzling over Descartes</edit>

<edit2> ... had to have my daughter give me the clue ... got the second joke

note to self ... rum does not help your acuity ... </edit2>
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Old 14th October 2011, 03:21 AM
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Hmmmm... must find more to stress Gil out
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Old 4th February 2012, 10:08 PM
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Well you are pretty smert aren't ya. What is pretty funny though is if I told these to most of my friends they wouldn't get them... Guess I need new friends.
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Old 21st February 2012, 03:54 AM
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The jokes are smert, not me
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