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Old 12th October 2011, 03:35 AM
wyles wyles is offline
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Terror Australis
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Smert jokes

Helium walks into a bar. Barman says "Sorry sir, we don't serve Noble gasses."
Helium doesn't react.

Descartes walks into a pub. "Pint of beer sir?" asks the barman.
"I think not," says Descartes, and promptly vanishes.

Two scientists walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have some H20." Second one says "I'll have some H20 too" then dies.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm travelling light.

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