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Squeaky
11th May 2002, 12:59 PM
It was cold winter day when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut ahole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.

He was there for almost and hour without even a single nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole not far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM ! A Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

The old man couldnt believe it, but figured it was just luck. But the next time the boy dropped in his line, within just a few minutes he had pulled in another one. This went on and on until finally the old man could not take it any more, since he had'nt caught a thing all this time.

He wen to the boy and said, 'Son, I've been here for over an hour without even an nibble. You have been here a few minutes and caught about a half dozen fish! How do you do it?

To which the boy replied, 'Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm.'
'What was that?' the old man said
Again the boy responded, 'Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm.'
'Look' said the old man, 'I can't understand a word you're saying.'

So the boy spat in his hand and said, ' You have to keep the worms warm'.


(I did warn you..check the thread title :D)

Crabbles
11th May 2002, 04:17 PM
I always thought YOU kept the worms in a can Squeaky.;)
Perfect joke description though.:D