Crabbles
9th May 2002, 10:05 AM
The sermon.
An evangelist was delivering a flaming sermon on vice
that shook the rafters of the mission. "Listen to me,
all you cigarette suckers," he thundered, "all you
pipe suckers, all you bottle suckers -"
Just then a high squeaky voice interjected from the
back row, "Don't forget us!"
Her reply
The bar was getting ready to close, so John asked the
nearest woman, "What would you say to a little "oral"
activity?"
"That all depends,..." she quickly responded.
"...Your face, or mine?"
An evangelist was delivering a flaming sermon on vice
that shook the rafters of the mission. "Listen to me,
all you cigarette suckers," he thundered, "all you
pipe suckers, all you bottle suckers -"
Just then a high squeaky voice interjected from the
back row, "Don't forget us!"
Her reply
The bar was getting ready to close, so John asked the
nearest woman, "What would you say to a little "oral"
activity?"
"That all depends,..." she quickly responded.
"...Your face, or mine?"