Squeaky
8th May 2002, 08:49 PM
Q: How can you tell if a dog’s horny?
A: She buys the first round.
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over and was
looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man. The guy
began to worry. "Is this your husband?"
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" asked the bewildered guy.
The girl replied, "That's me before the surgery.
A: She buys the first round.
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over and was
looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man. The guy
began to worry. "Is this your husband?"
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" asked the bewildered guy.
The girl replied, "That's me before the surgery.