What r ya cryin for then?

[imatech]

Two Brits were livin together. One came home aday and found 'is partner cryin. He asked 'im why. Well, said the other, a bus load of terrorists went over a cliff taday, n all were killed. Well, said the other, I can see ya have a lot of compassion for your fellow man.
It's not that said 'is partner... Well then, why r ya cryin so much? Asked 'is room mate. Well, said the other, it went over the cliff with one empty seat!!!

[Squeaky]

turn the terrorists into FRENCHMAN and I'll cry with joy..

[imatech]

Oh, Squeaky, the ONLY thing WRONG with the French, is tha they don't Bathe, they actually LET you Brits build a Chunnel INTO their country AND, theh let YOU Brits disembark at Customs!

LOL