Crabbles
8th May 2002, 12:14 PM
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?"
asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penises." replies the man.
"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum, my dad,ny older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I
think it's Colin.
Definition: Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull**** before.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with
hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penises." replies the man.
"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum, my dad,ny older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I
think it's Colin.
Definition: Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull**** before.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with
hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.