Crabbles
8th May 2002, 11:11 AM
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, I'm
going to become a lion tamer." The other
replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no
lion taming."
"Yes I do!"
"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions
comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"
"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry,
and I stick it in his face until he backs down."
"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and
hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that
chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"
"Well, then I take that whip they all carry, and I
whip him and whip him until he backs down."
Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his
big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?"
"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I
shoot him."
"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will
you do then?"
"Well, then I pick up some of the **** that's on
the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and
I run out of the cage."
"Well, what if there ain't no **** in the bottom of
the cage? What you donna do then?'
"Well, that's dumb. Cause if that lion comes at
me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he
bites the whip in two, and my gun don't work, there's
going to be some **** on the bottom of that cage, you
can bet on that!"
'S OK folks, just trying to find the gutter?;)
going to become a lion tamer." The other
replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no
lion taming."
"Yes I do!"
"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions
comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"
"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry,
and I stick it in his face until he backs down."
"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and
hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that
chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"
"Well, then I take that whip they all carry, and I
whip him and whip him until he backs down."
Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his
big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?"
"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I
shoot him."
"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will
you do then?"
"Well, then I pick up some of the **** that's on
the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and
I run out of the cage."
"Well, what if there ain't no **** in the bottom of
the cage? What you donna do then?'
"Well, that's dumb. Cause if that lion comes at
me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he
bites the whip in two, and my gun don't work, there's
going to be some **** on the bottom of that cage, you
can bet on that!"
'S OK folks, just trying to find the gutter?;)