4 Words

[Squeaky]

Just for a laugh..(well duh!) how about the infamous 4 Words?

You all know the rules by now. 4 words only. No time-outs Jules, or bracketed extra's (sheesh).

So, who wants to begin?

[Jules]

The silence was broken

[mackerel]

by a great big

[Jules]

rolling rumble of thunder

[Squeaky]

thighs squeezing poor fishies

[Jules]

the nightmare continues still

[MrP]

as mrp lets rip

[Nanobot]

with a wonderful story

[GITster]

about a small, furry

[Jules]

critter in his pocket

[Squeaky]

who never stays still

[Jules]

an obsessive compulsive rodent

[bubbadog]

desperately needing professional help

[Nanobot]

and never finding it

[Jules]

Until one glorious day

[Gservo]

mr servo strides in

[Jules]

carrying only THE book

[imatech]

Which he couldn't read!

[Crabbles]

He falls over drunk

[Jules]

Again...it never fails

[wyles]

(oh gods not again......)

;)

[Jules]

Oh yes...once again

[Crabbles]

in an endless loop:D

[imatech]

Ahhh the stench disgusts.

[Gservo]

Moutaindew and Vodka, a

[imatech]

He trips,OH NO!

[Jules]

the circle of life

[imatech]

Has become a circlejerk.....

[Squeaky]

whatever that may be

[Jules]

can not be virtuous

[imatech]

English One O One

[Squeaky]

grammatically correct munchkin politician

[Jules]

wearing a yellow feather

[Squeaky]

so provocatively placed it

[Jules]

you couldn't look directly

[imatech]

glare of the sunlight

[Jules]

reflecting off the sequins

[Crabbles]

flashed like a sword

[Jules]

when the phone rang

[bubbadog]

and the house exploded

[Jules]

one problem all gone

[wyles]

The End...... (he he)

[Crabbles]

Idyllic days of summer

[Jules]

time for new beginings

[Crabbles]

and lifestyle changes. Tranquillity

[Jules]

a connection now complete

[Squeaky]

and a soul rests

[Crabbles]

upon it's arse because.

[Squeaky]

because because because, because

[Crabbles]

he bludgeoned the wonderful

[Jules]

wonderful wizzard of Oz

[Terminator]

who had fallen off

[Crabbles]

and on, in love

[Chelle]

with the mad cow

[GITster]

Ermingtrude from magic roundabout

[Terminator]

who was also dating

[Squeaky]

Steven Segal, their future

[Jules]

a speckled bovnie companion

[bubbadog]

with a great butt

[Jules]

nooooooo...not for steaks!

[Squeaky]

but made for dancing

[bubbadog]

on the barbeque pit

[Talon]

OH NO, IT'S BACK!

[Crabbles]

It's front is worse!

[Gservo]

The Ultra-pimp Penquin returns

[bubbadog]

to tend the fire

[Terminator]

that has been burning

[Crabbles]

in hearts and minds

[wyles]

Originally posted by Gservo
The Ultra-pimp Penquin returns

(isnt that five words?)

[GITster]

of a great many

[Jules]

souls who long to

[Crabbles]

own their own Monkey

[Squeaky]

brain chewing philipino boy

[Crabbles]

.A ravisher of women

[Jules]

and apparently muncher of

[Crabbles]

any wobbly bits, he

[GITster]

started on the wobblyest

[Crabbles]

juiciest and ripest bits.

[siggy]

of excellent prime rib

[Jules]

Dripping from his chin

[siggy]

before wipeing it clean

[Jules]

a new tie ruined

[Gservo]

The Geisha Slut Villainess

[Crabbles]

made sushi from his

[Rids]

prize winning haddock before

[Terminator]

slipping out the door

[GITster]

on a banana skin

[Rids]

dropped by the evil

[bubbadog]

underpaid cabana boy, who

[Gservo]

occasional pimps, negotiating with

[Crabbles]

Dracula would be easier

[Gservo]

Beast o' da East

[bubbadog]

or some such nonsense

[Jules]

interrupting the sequential order

[siggy]

of the universe, just

[Squeaky]

like a fat juicy

[Jules]

booger in your chair

[bubbadog]

left by the evil

[Stargazer]

Slim Pickens, who just

[Jules]

went above and beyond

[bubbadog]

the bounds of decency

[Squeaky]

. A booger is a bogey? :confused: :D

[bubbadog]

(too disgusting to explain)

[Jules]

you have to ask?

[Gservo]

Negotiating with the Gservo

[Crabbles]

having your teeth pulled

[Gservo]

on a good day

[bubbadog]

without benefit of anesthesia

[Crabbles]

is about the same

[Jules]

as waiting.....waiting....waiting

[Crabbles]

in the wings for

[Jules]

for the anticipated union

[Squeaky]

between Michael Jackson and

[Jules]

and the nervous squirrel

[bubbadog]

as captured on video

[Jules]

most every time before

[bubbadog]

and broadcast on Showtime

[Jules]

Sure it wasn't HBO?





(Bubba....remember that show we watched on HBO that night? I just had a visual of the hamburger! eeewwww)

[bubbadog]

maybe it was HBO



(Thanks Jules...took me how long to get that image out of my mind? :rofl:)

[Jules]

make the visuals go


(If I have to see it...someone's gonna share it with me!)

[bubbadog]

somewhere over the rainbow

[Jules]

what a brilliant idea!

[bubbadog]

Let Dorothy have them!

[Jules]

She deserves much more!

[bubbadog]

yeah, so do I

[Jules]

Make your dreams reality

[Squeaky]

you girls are dirty



(I know what you watched that night...you rude rude girls)

[Jules]

might you be jealous

[siggy]

we thought about squirrels

[bubbadog]

(pretty sure that's illegal)

[Jules]

Though, in the begining

[bubbadog]

there were no laws

[Jules]

to regulate such behavior

[Crabbles]

and life was fun!;)

[Jules]

little to no boundaries

[Crabbles]

try it and see

[Jules]

what's there to lose

[bubbadog]

Your sense of reason

[Squeaky]

your inhibitions and conformist

[Jules]

ideals keep you from

[Crabbles]

exploring new delights. Rules

[Jules]

can be overly restrictive

[bubbadog]

like a tight girdle

[Jules]

cutting off blood flow

[JohnyX]

blood's so over rated

[bubbadog]

brain doesn't need it

[Ragnarog]

since noone is thinking

[Jules]

can't with this headache

[bubbadog]

That old excuse again?

[Jules]

If only it were:cry:

[bubbadog]

Brain hurts from use

[Jules]

too much cognitive thinking

[Gservo]

but somewhere along the

[Squeaky]

deep dank road to

[JohnyX]

the quaint fishing village

[bubbadog]

the wolf suddenly appeared

[siggy]

out of nowhere, to

[bubbadog]

frighten the poor girl

[Jules]

quivering in the shadows

[siggy]

however she's not alone

[bubbadog]

the boogeyman is nearby

[siggy]

ready to take all

[Jules]

of her fresh muffins

[BigBen]

what the f*** is

[Squeaky]

fresh about a muffin?

[Jules]

fresh from the oven!

[bubbadog]

nothing beats fresh muffins

[JohnyX]

bellowed the famished boogeyman

[bubbadog]

But are they blueberry?

[Jules]

Are there any other?

[JohnyX]

Hot buttered muffins, Yummy!

[siggy]

Cranberry bran are best

[Jules]

ohhh nooooo...not bran!

[JohnyX]

he exclaimed while passing

[bubbadog]

the very confused rabbit

[Jules]

who sat brushing his

[Squeaky]

bleached ginger eyebrows and

[bubbadog]

floppy poorly dyed ears

[siggy]

brushed to one side

[bubbadog]

like a bad comb-over

[siggy]

Longer ears dont hide

[bubbadog]

the big bald spot

[Gservo]

thus began the most

[bubbadog]

heinous hair transplant ever

[Jules]

known to man or

[Gservo]

chauvinist pig, beer enthusiast

[Ragnarog]

hard to top that

[Jules]

one would soon think

[Gservo]

Uranus the Bard-Ars

[bubbadog]

would learn his lesson

[Jules]

but instead he continues

[bubbadog]

(He's a typical man!)

[Jules]

I are soooo right

[siggy]

but he has decided

[bubbadog]

to start estrogen shots

[siggy]

every other day, until

[bubbadog]

no mini servos appear

[Ragnarog]

and thwacking was fun

[bubbadog]

as it should be

[Jules]

the giving AND receiving

[Ragnarog]

you speak wise words

[Jules]

I remember the days...

[Squeaky]

when thwacking tickled my

[Ragnarog]

finger, ready to push

[Jules]

it to the brink

[Gservo]

old insane acid freaks

[Squeaky]

quote sublime words here

[Jules]

empty thoughts carelessly thrown

[bubbadog]

like confetti at parades

[Jules]

nothing standing out significantly

[bubbadog]

like Squeaks' incoherent ramblings

[Gservo]

certified member of the

[siggy]

first nation association of

[Tasuke [H]]

the fastest furry toothy

[bubbadog]

association of schizophrenic mice

[Ragnarog]

destined to be slaughtered

[bubbadog]

by gun carrying women

[Jules]

on a hormone frenzy

[wyles]

(is there another type??)

[bubbadog]

seeking a suitable target

[Ragnarog]

search over, Squeaks dead!

[Makatiel]

How did you go

[Crabbles]

down that route . Skunkpoodle

[Makatiel]

without me being here

[Jules]

The journey was long

[Squeaky]

winded and a little

[Jules]

more than traumatic for

[Makatiel]

everyone, especially Makatiel since

[Jules]

he had THAT surgery

[Makatiel]

which allowed him to

[Jules]

..quickly and without detection

[Crabbles]

become Wonder Budgie. Fearless

[Jules]

super hero of the

[Makatiel]

people who lived in

[Squeaky]

his meandering darker id

[Crabbles]

This brave crime fighter

[bubbadog]

liked his red tights

[Jules]

wrapped snugly around his

[Squeaky]

transatlantic friends smartmouthed neck

;)

[Jules]

That can't be good

[Crabbles]

for what ails you

[Makatiel]

may just kill you.

[Jules]

but a desire still

[bubbadog]

to wear spike heels

[Jules]

and dance in the

[NickBrownsFan]

blue jello with out

[bubbadog]

fear of retribution from

[Crabbles]

the sluggy Sith is

[Gservo]

sexual,
Shall we try

[bubbadog]

using some peanut butter?