4 Words

[Rukluk]

Sheep are better! cried....

[Crabbles]

Sheep???? Baaaaaaaaaaa humbugger. Welsh?????

[Rukluk]

Humbugger? Naaaaaah! Bumbugger! Baaaaah!

[Sirius]

Cyberdyne......we Are impressed :)

[Sirius]

burt that won't stop......

[Gservo]

Run sheep run, FARMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crabbles]

Bumbugger? Bumhugger? You cares?

[Sirius]

you would if you......

[Ian Newson]

Tripped over a big.....

[Sirius]

fat, ugly, hairy, vibrating.....

[Gservo]

farmer in the field

[Ian Newson]

who was cowering behind.....

[Gservo]

at tired sheep, so

[Sirius]

instant satisfaction was available ....

[Sirius]

and wellies were on.....

[Ian Newson]

an before he even

[Gservo]

(rules-dont post again till someone else post)

felt his nose fall

[Ian Newson]

off and land on...

[Gservo]

a weird thingie that

[Ian Newson]

that was laying on...

[CyberdynSystems]

...a big cow patty. :fart:

[NickBrownsFan]

Thus brown nose was

[Sirius]

avoided to his relief.

[Gservo]

A goldalicious Penguin like

[_Q_]

strong sweet smelling sillage

[CyberdynSystems]

a particularly potent porrage

[Rukluk]

an aphrodisiac to every



[100 posts! Does this make me a post whore? Junior post whore? Post-whore-in-training?:xwtf: ]

[CyberdynSystems]

...farmer who ever shagged





[lets see, Joined September,.. 100 posts,. (congrats) Vs. Joined August 2089 posts. :scratch: Nah! You aint no post whore!]

[Rukluk]

the juiciest, horniest, wildest



[Shucks. Always wanted to be a post whore, but never knew what it took. My hat (and all the rest of my clothing) is off to those who Have What It Takes. I guess I'll just trail along behind, getting off on the reflections of glory :sunshine: ]

[Gservo]

pikachu licking curbsucking dopealicious

[Sirius]

ready and willing ewe....

[Rukluk]

Whew! Steamy Farmer Brown

[CyberdynSystems]

unbuckeld his ...... work boots.... :)




My hat (and all the rest of my clothing) is off to those who Have What It Takes..(-to be a post whore-)
You take all your clothes off to whores often?????

[Sirius]

with calloused trembling fingers

[Rukluk]

and massaged his hot



[no experience with whores. :rolleyes: Quickly getting up to speed :p with post-whores, though. Clothing optional. Ever try naked typing? ]

:)

[Gservo]

thingie on his other

[Ian Newson]

hanrd wilst he salmost

[CyberdynSystems]

...dung oozed around toes,..

[Sirius]

making peculiar squelching sounds

[CyberdynSystems]

soothing the aching skin,...

[Gservo]

MAMA SAID THERE'D BE...

[Crabbles]

bad times, like these!:D

[Gservo]

LIVE AT NINJAMICROS

ONLY

[Rukluk]

now we're ready for

[Gservo]

of the great tux

[CyberdynSystems]

lost the Gauntlet race :(

[Fallguy]

you steaming great lummox

[Gservo]

An indigo moonlit bay

[data]

where birds twitter away

[Fallguy]

with yet more spamming

[data]

i can increase my

[Jules]

patience and tolleration for

[Gservo]

naked women as long

[Jules]

as the snow falls

[data]

and the sky remains

[Jules]

heavy with yet more

[Fallguy]

answers that Smarties have

[Jules]

thrown up for safe

[Fallguy]

keeping and other such

[Jules]

protective ceremonies where the

[data]

where the mind boggles

[Fallguy]

to the sound of

[data]

chirping crickets in the

[Jules]

in the corner of

[Fallguy]

forests of the mind

[data]

where the dark undergrowth

[Fallguy]

glows in the dismal

[data]

toxic atmosphere of mans

[Jules]

rememberance of what was

[data]

once heaven on earth

[Jules]

tho without change growth

[data]

the mind continues to

[Jules]

struggle to remain in

[data]

pace with the universe

[Jules]

and remain true to

[data]

each others feelings always

[Gservo]

close your eyes and

[Jules]

make a wish before

[Gservo]

the sky falls and

[data]

the world is ravaged

[Jules]

hidden in the shadows

[data]

of ones inner mind

[Jules]

where what was known

[data]

are well kept sekrets

[Gservo]

This is your life!

[Jules]

with stinky permed hair ;)

[Gservo]

sitting by the dock

[Jules]

feeding the quacking ducks

[Fallguy]

trinitrocelulose and some bread

[Jules]

tho it is rumored

[Gservo]

i cant feel my

[data]

feet are touching the

[Fallguy]

bottom of the pit

[data]

this mindless miss use

[Gservo]

of a happy ferret

[data]

should that not be

[Jules]

perhaps a hoppy prophet

[data]

or maybe a small

[Gservo]

mecha
built
hardened
tested

[Jules]

with a chocolate milkshake

[data]

and helping hands too

[Chelle]

hurl it at you

[Gservo]

Drunken
Robot
horny
brainmeat

[Shookums]

Said to me why

[Gservo]

dont you go compute

[Shookums]

how large a google

[data]

finding the right phrase

[Squeaky]

is remarkable straight forward

[data]

only when there is

[Shookums]

Really big white teeth

[Farley]

chomping to gain access

[Shookums]

where everyone except you

[data]

is it time to

[Shookums]

finally start this over

[Farley]

So here we go

[Shookums]

down this road again

[bubbadog]

Like Willie Nelson's song

[Shookums]

After drinking five beers

[Farley]

Stumbling to his feet

[Shookums]

and picking his toes

[Squeaky]

with a reeling perfection

[Farley]

and a fresh tuna

[Squeaky]

wrapped in a scrumptious

[Fallguy]

loaf of oatmeal bread

[Farley]

topped with crushed glass

[data]

those crunching white teeth

[Squeaky]

and bloody mangled gums

[Farley]

together with shedded tongue

[Fallguy]

lick the lips daintily

[Jules]

in anxious, unprepared anticipation

[Farley]

began drooling and salivating

[Jules]

as the untold possibilities

[data]

begin to form an

[Jules]

all too familliar sensation

[data]

travelled down this road

[Farley]

stumbling on a stone

[Shookums]

right then she moaned

[bubbadog]

she was a man

[Farley]

dressed as a women

[bubbadog]

sorta like FrankN. Furter

[Bob Y]

was a really strange

[Shookums]

saxophone player from Derby

[bubbadog]

who wore red fishnets

[Farley]

over his head and

[Shookums]

black garters on his

[daave2847]

with his kneelength knickers

[Shookums]

over his six-gun holster

[Squeaky]

and so armed he..

[Farley]

pointed and took aim...

[Sirius]

but failed to castrate

[bubbadog]

the tired old cow

[Farley]

but managed to get

[bubbadog]

a hole in one

[data]

the shoot leaves a

[Gservo]

trans fatty acid lamb

[Sirius]

with a decorative scalloped

[Gservo]

IT'S ALL ABOUT SOULS

[Farley]

that need to be

[bubbadog]

marinated and slowly smoked

[Farley]

with Pineapple and fresh

[Gservo]

cinnimon

HEY where's my

[Makatiel]

cow. I need to

[Gservo]

fart.

I cant find

[bubbadog]

my bottle of Beano

[Farley]

or my bottle of

[bubbadog]

tequila with the worm

[Makatiel]

or somebody to drive

[data]

after i get plastered

[bubbadog]

and before I puke :barf:

[Farley]

to go get another

[Gservo]

beer and dance the

[Jules]

hokey pokey if that's what

[Stargazer]

the officer asks when

[Gservo]

we tuned it all

[Jules]

inside out for the

[CyberdynSystems]

Officer during the cavity-search

[data]

with rubber gloves ready

[Meadmaker]

and peg on nose

[data]

he proceeded to poke

[Meadmaker]

a rather tender spot

[CyberdynSystems]

Suddenly,. he discovered hidden

[Meadmaker]

deep inside the cavity

[CyberdynSystems]

copious amounts of Altoids!!!!!!!

[Gservo]

COffeee sugar , Mountain Dew

[IndyMode]

and a really big

[Johnymajors]

hairy and strange looking

[dodgygeeeza]

ape with very long

[IndyMode]

nose. His nose was

[Johnymajors]

was not normal for

[NickBrownsFan]

someone just passing by

[Jules]

in fancy new boots

[NickBrownsFan]

kicking up some dust

[Johnymajors]

Into the face of

[Jules]

the unsuspecting sea horse

[ensabah]

running from a hippo

[Farley]

while carrying a box

[Talon]

filled with rubber duckies

[Johnymajors]

and other rubber things

[Talon]

which won't be mentioned

[Jules]

can be important if

[Johnymajors]

not used in a

[Talon]

round, padded cell with

[Johnymajors]

very socialy demented vicious

[bubbadog]

squirrels in gold lame

[Jules]

singing that famous song

[bubbadog]

about muskrats in love

[Johnymajors]

originally produced by the

[bubbadog]

folks at Fisher Price

[Jules]

and the crew at

[Talon]

The David Letterman Show

[Jules]

not to be confused

[bubbadog]

with those on Leno

[Jules]

Poor Conan... what a

[NickBrownsFan]

sight for sore eyes

[Jules]

is the view beyond

[NickBrownsFan]

the horizon, for there

[Johnymajors]

could be no other

[bubbadog]

to compare to the

[Johnymajors]

emotionaly overwhelming pain of

[Jules]

accidentally being exposed to

[Johnymajors]

potentionaly fatal doses of

[Talon]

radioactive flying hamster fur

[Jules]

on a daily basis

[Talon]

which can be lethal

[Jules]

except in the case

[bubbadog]

of clowns gone bad

[IndyMode]

, because bad clowns don't

[Jules]

exist in the facets

[Johnymajors]

of highly prestigious looking

[IndyMode]

short silly bell ringers.

[Johnymajors]

Who often partake in

[Jules]

unmentionable acts often associated

[IndyMode]

with old porn stars

[Jules]

or another excruciating headache

[NickBrownsFan]

caused by non participation

[Jules]

in the weekly spider

[Farley]

beauty pagent, where the

[NickBrownsFan]

lone fly unwittingly found

[Jules]

himself covered in the

[NickBrownsFan]

quickly discharged sticky white

[bubbadog]

vat of taffy left

[NickBrownsFan]

over from the last

[Jules]

transatlantic Insomniacs-R-Us slumber party

[bubbadog]

Let's not talk about

[IndyMode]

those naughty perverted thoughts

[Johnymajors]

but instead turn to

[NickBrownsFan]

our country music lyrics

[dodgygeeeza]

by the morris dancers

[NickBrownsFan]

everyone ran away feeling

[Johnymajors]

nausious and violated from