4 Words

[Squeaky]

which can be painful

[bubbadog]

correctable with speech therapy

[Squeaky]

not at all necessary

[bubbadog]

cause it's so cute!

[Mad Bad John]

the deinonychus ripping a

[bubbadog]

perfectly good shower curtain

[Squeaky]

instead of a DVD

[Mad Bad John]

wrapped round a quetzalcoatlus

[Squeaky]

shaped throat lozenge, however

[Jules]

scratching that ever distracting

[Mad Bad John]

ichthyosaurus whose small but

[Gservo]

exposed bits did the

[Mad Bad John]

damage to a troodon

[Squeaky]

which worries rat-sized prey

[Jules]

searching for the safety

[Gservo]

Of servo's insanity only

[Jules]

to find that what

[Fallguy]

if any thing had

[Fallguy]

or every thing was

[bubbadog]

to ever make sense

[Fallguy]

in the dream world

[Jules]

consumption of yellow birds

[Fallguy]

fooled men of hope

[Fallguy]

and is quite immoral

[Fallguy]

and just plain wrong!

[Fallguy]

But who would worry

[Squeaky]

not me im sure

[Fallguy]

at the taste of

[Fallguy]

yellow feathers in soup

[Fallguy]

were we to eat

[Fallguy]

in the Bolivian Jungle

[Fallguy]

where tigers can sleep.

[Fallguy]

Who bindeth the lemons?

[Fallguy]

Cries the King Rind,

[bubbadog]

and makes hard lemonade?

[Fallguy]

as his puppy ran

[bubbadog]

down the darkened hallway

[Fallguy]

into the alpine woods

[Fallguy]

barking at the moon.

[Fallguy]

One fine day, in

[Fallguy]

the middle of the

[Fallguy]

night, 2 dead men

[Fallguy]

got up to fight

[Fallguy]

Back to back they

[Fallguy]

faced each other, drew

[Fallguy]

their swords and shot

[Fallguy]

each other (yet again)

[Jetrunner]

on the next morning

[Jules]

unable to get up

[Gservo]

wishing the beer woud flow

(ok admin rule break, in four words, the deal is everybody goes one at a time, if you post, wait for some one else to post befor you post again. I repeat, at least one person must post before you post again, thanks)

[Jules]

from the shower instead

[Squeaky]

of five words Gservo :p

[Jules]

with much to say

[Jetrunner]

of what he lost

[Gservo]

sorry abou the five

[Jetrunner]

now all is well

[Jules]

in the land of

[Jetrunner]

the lost monkeys who

[Gservo]

Once more,
with feeling...

[Jetrunner]

stratch when they itch

[Jules]

without regard to any

[Gservo]

of the wassabi ninjas

[Jetrunner]

who unknowingly were using

[Squeaky]

too much erotic perfume

[Fallguy]

and smelled very funny

[Jules]

despite their attempt to

[Fallguy]

offer most humble apologies

[Jetrunner]

to the king of

[Fallguy]

the science fiction post

[Jules]

although with upturned nose

[Jetrunner]

he used to be

[Jules]

unable to manage the

[Jetrunner]

dreadful smell of the

[bubbadog]

red cabbage and onions

[Squeaky]

the stable diet of

[Fallguy]

worms, dogs and cats

[Squeaky]

aswell as assorted maniacal

[Fallguy]

cheating little weasel rodents

[Jetrunner]

found only in the

[bubbadog]

blackest pits of Hell

[Jules]

searching for a ray

[Jetrunner]

of light but found

[NickBrownsFan]

the dogs of midnight

[Squeaky]

its steaming breath putrid

[Jules]

clashing with the chill

[Fallguy]

of frosted and guilded

[Jetrunner]

warriors of the lost

[bubbadog]

Ark. Wait, that's Raiders.

[NickBrownsFan]

Eyes glowing red, fangs

[Gservo]

pink dress and bra

[bubbadog]

sale bin..Victoria's Secret

[NickBrownsFan]

was no longer safe

[CyberdynSystems]

Start of Whacky Races

[Jules]

consume the thoughts of

[Jetrunner]

the lost warriors. Then,

[Jules]

back at the ranch

[Squeaky]

where the wind blows

[Jules]

your hair all a'mess

[Jetrunner]

Billyjo and the Ranchers

[Gservo]

hard as a rock

[Jetrunner]

were tha'cattle that morn

[bubbadog]

they thawed by noon

[Jetrunner]

so soft and squishy... :|

[Rukluk]

yet tasty, almost like

[Jetrunner]

blubber of alaskan whales :|

[Squeaky]

an excuisite tasteful dish

[Jetrunner]

fancied by a boy

[NickBrownsFan]

without a large net

[Rukluk]

but instead two gigantic

[Jules]

bags of river stone

[Jetrunner]

carried on his back

[Rukluk]

traveling where no boy

[bubbadog]

had ever dared go

[Jules]

tho durring fitful slumber

[Fallguy]

chafing chomping Charlie chuckled

[Rukluk]

then decided to lick

[Jetrunner]

his one sore wound

[Rukluk]

'twas lika BananaCreamPie, topped

[Gservo]

on a whole new

[Jetrunner]

style of life. Then

[Rukluk]

along came two hot

[Gservo]

Pikachu licking, nerfhearding trollups

[bubbadog]

legal only in Nevada

[Jetrunner]

(witha permit of course)

[Jules]

stomping through the mud

[Squeaky]

disregarding the honour of

[Jetrunner]

his lost friends, he

[Rukluk]

gave both a good

[bubbadog]

talking to, as they

[Gservo]

respected my freaking geekthorita!

[Rukluk]

did what came naturally

[I'msorrybut whatthef*ck isa geekthorita?] :eek:

[CyberdynSystems]

by dropping his trousers

[bubbadog]

(that's only 3 words!)

[CyberdynSystems]

He thought to himself

[CyberdynSystems]

That can describe THIS

[bubbadog]

beautiful smile from within

[Jules]

tho somewhat confused continuted

[Jetrunner]

the ongoing nonsense of

[Jules]

late into the night

[Squeaky]

mindless babble, the effect

[Jules]

numbs the mind distorting

[Rukluk]

visions of sugarplums dancing

[CyberdynSystems]

under a moving steamroller......

[Jules]

and the once soothing

[CyberdynSystems]

Prune Juice issued forth

[Jetrunner]

who was VERY confused??? :|

[bubbadog]

the band began playing

[Squeaky]

hopskotch with the girls

[bubbadog]

while some jumped rope

[CyberdynSystems]

in hand, to Hogtie

[Talon]

100 words to go!

[Talon]

Before we hit 2000

[Jules]

is that the goal?

[Talon]

Dunno, but it's cool!

[Gservo]

dont need NO Stinkalicous

[Squeaky]

target to keep pumping

[Jules]

with very wet hands

[Gservo]

And now, squish squish

[Squeaky]

the lovely sound of

[CyberdynSystems]

hundreds of rats Belching

[Squeaky]

to the reggae beat

[CyberdynSystems]

of Bob Marley (RIP)

[Jetrunner]

and the crew. Then

[Jules]

from out of the

[bubbadog]

blue, comes a thunderous

[Jules]

eruption from deep within

[bubbadog]

as the mountain explodes

[Jules]

as a result of

[bubbadog]

intense internal pressure building

[Jules]

to an explosive climax

[bubbadog]

it's such sweet release

[Jetrunner]

was heard miles around

[CyberdynSystems]

Somebody Please Shoot Me!!!

[bubbadog]

I'm armed and ready :D

[Jetrunner]

and sick of boredome

[Jules]

prepared to face what

[bubbadog]

the dawn may bring

[Crystallize]

or night left behind

[bubbadog]

as the darkness fades

[CyberdynSystems]

and cool mist settles

[bubbadog]

shrouding all in fog

[CyberdynSystems]

a rolling green pasture

[Gservo]

oh, it is neat

[Squeaky]

and extremely well trimmed

[bubbadog]

(unlike Squeaky's nose hair!) :D

[Jetrunner]

although off the subject :)

[bubbadog]

There is no topic!

[CyberdynSystems]

Something about ripe mellons...

[bubbadog]

Love the produce section!

[jimbrownsfan]

nothing more too say

[Crystallize]

when words run out !

[Gservo]

The New Cobalt Penguin

[bubbadog]

danced like a spaz

[Gservo]

a hero, a memmory

[Jules]

a haunting vision from

[CyberdynSystems]

Her forgotten past. She,.........

[Jules]

remembered her beloved hamster

[CyberdynSystems]

that gnawed through bonds

[Gservo]

escaping from the Loveshack

[bubbadog]

into the Great Unknown

[Jetrunner]

which was...unknown. Then

[Gservo]

the sacred geek returned

[Fallguy]

with largely garrulous gibblets

[Gservo]

hating snow all the

[Sirius]

way through to April

[CyberdynSystems]

returned to claim her,

[CyberdynSystems]

(you remember our hero?)

[CyberdynSystems]

(She's back one page)

[CyberdynSystems]

(saved by her hampster?)

[Gservo]

butt naked and happy

[Sirius]

if a little cold

[Squeaky]

especially the blue extremeties

[Jules]

slowly warming by the

[Squeaky]

soft gentle stroking motion

:drool: :D :D

[Jules]

applied by the hands

[Squeaky]

(this could get dirty) :D

[Sirius]

of the robot masseuse

[Jules]

providing proper stimulation of

[Sirius]

parts never stimulated before

[Gservo]

the big toe and

[Squeaky]

nose are both used

[Sirius]

in very imaginative ways

[Squeaky]

which we cant explain

[Sirius]

for fear of censorship

[Gservo]

the children might hear

[Sirius]

and then tell friends

[Gservo]

"my parents are freaks"

[Sirius]

to their teacher's horror

[Gservo]

and sick twisted curiosity

[NickBrownsFan]

sing "let it snow"

[Rukluk]

while heating up their

[Gservo]

tea and crumpets, OI!

[bubbadog]

over a blazing fire

[Gservo]

twas a good piece

[bubbadog]

of seasoned red oak

[Gservo]

thoughts of times past

[bubbadog]

long ago, far away

[Gservo]

naked and sweaty, tired

[Rukluk]

but still ready for

[CyberdynSystems]

wrestling in raspberry Jello...

[Gservo]

restaurants, hot, wet, sweaty

[CyberdynSystems]

you allready said "sweaty"

[Gservo]

a lot of sweat

[CyberdynSystems]

Mixing with Raspberry Jello

[Rukluk]

in a creamy climax :p

[CyberdynSystems]

Bubba's Avatar strikes again.. :roflmao:

[Gservo]

that avatar is Dangerous

[Crabbles]

Cold showers all round!

[CyberdynSystems]

BubbaDog! RUN! Horned Bovine!

[CyberdynSystems]

Look! Two Thousand Posts!!!!!!!!!!!