4 Words

[bubbadog]

and that's wrong why?

[Jules]

Not wrong....just facts

[Squeaky]

and i arrive milady :)

[Squeaky]

(bite me Bubba hehe)

[bubbadog]

You wish, Rat Boy!

[Squeaky]

Careful of plague carrying

[bubbadog]

Pamela Anderson, your favorite!

[Gservo]

Ready for a Pornalude

[bubbadog]

don't even wanna know

[Jules]

a thing about it

[bubbadog]

it's a scary thought

[NickBrownsFan]

that leaves them whispering

[bubbadog]

and begging for mercy

[NickBrownsFan]

from the muffin man

[bubbadog]

fresh blueberry muffins...yummy!

[NickBrownsFan]

cried the growing crowd

[jimbrownsfan]

Thanks for the visual

[bubbadog]

(videos may be purchased)

[Jules]

down by the pool

[NickBrownsFan]

21 or older please

[bubbadog]

not for the weak

[NickBrownsFan]

includes scantily clothed people

[bubbadog]

dancing in green Jell-o

[Jules]

Ewww....not green jell-o

[NickBrownsFan]

and wine making contests

[Jules]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Purple Wine coolers?

[NickBrownsFan]

and Jello shots too

[bubbadog]

What, no body shots?

[NickBrownsFan]

of course there is

[Jules]

I don't think so

[NickBrownsFan]

many people could fit

[bubbadog]

into a phone booth

[Jules]

perhaps a bathroom would

[NickBrownsFan]

have shower stalls that

[Squeaky]

would drown the sound

[NickBrownsFan]

of the bar patrons

[Squeaky]

piddling in the bowl

[Jules]

Although something SOOO loud

[Squeaky]

indicates a serious condition

[Jules]

..not a dreadful infliction

[Squeaky]

but a perfect reflection

[Jules]

of the depths of

[Squeaky]

her most intense introspection

[bubbadog]

perhaps several wine coolers?

[Squeaky]

inbibed from dawns inception

[bubbadog]

makes typing really interesting

[Jules]

and reading quite hard

[bubbadog]

and the next morning

[Jules]

with intensly aroused curiosity

[NickBrownsFan]

check the police logs

[jimbrownsfan]

too see whose there

[NickBrownsFan]

and the winner is

[jimbrownsfan]

Behind curtain (number)# 4(four):eek:

[NickBrownsFan]

its the budlight girls

[bubbadog]

and the Chippendale's dancers

[NickBrownsFan]

everyday at the Grasp

[Makatiel]

came to the conclusion

[NickBrownsFan]

the red pills didnt

[Jules]

quite do the trick

[NickBrownsFan]

so they tossed them

[bubbadog]

in a nice salad

[Jules]

to be served with

[NickBrownsFan]

a fine Italian dinner

[siggy]

with a maranara sauce

[bubbadog]

and lots of bread

[NickBrownsFan]

not forgetting the wine

[Squeaky]

supping philipino slave boy

[bubbadog]

like a cabana boy?

[NickBrownsFan]

used bruised and abused

[Jules]

with yet more to

[NickBrownsFan]

commonly known to the

[Crabbles]

Elves as Barry. Speculation

[NickBrownsFan]

continues as to the

[bubbadog]

nature of the beast

[NickBrownsFan]

only the shadow knows

[bubbadog]

when shoes are comfortable

[NickBrownsFan]

and soft, unlike concrete

[bubbadog]

or hard stadium seats

[Jules]

where we pass out

[Squeaky]

lace doilies, green ribbed

[Jules]

condoms and the occassional

[bubbadog]

bag of dog food

[Jules]

provide hours of entertainment

[bubbadog]

(we are easily amused!)

[Jules]

or maybe just easy?

[bubbadog]

only some of us

[Squeaky]

starting with you two

[bubbadog]

you don't mean me?

[Jules]

Stop while you're ahead!

[bubbadog]

whatever you say, lefty

[Jules]

loosey...righty tighty helps

[bubbadog]

is that very uncomforatble?

[Jules]

HELPS us to remember

[bubbadog]

that dogs can't fly

[Jules]

unless they receive the

[JohnyX]

the Holy Hand Grenade

[Jules]

then anything is possible

[NickBrownsFan]

For Underdog is here

[bubbadog]

and we are saved!

[siggy]

We are safe from

[bubbadog]

the bad terrible evil

[siggy]

one eyed purple people

[bubbadog]

eaters, new from Bacardi

[Jules]

Ohhhhh HOld me back!

[bubbadog]

you'll type like Fallguy!

[Jules]

Or he like me

[siggy]

or us like them

[NickBrownsFan]

so they cant read

[Jules]

nor can they write

[bubbadog]

(like that's a shock!)

[NickBrownsFan]

beware of the penguins

[bubbadog]

Holy water birds, Batman!

[NickBrownsFan]

quick to the bananamobile

[jimbrownsfan]

or was that muffinmobile

[Jules]

banana nut muffinmobile perhaps?

[Squeaky]

nuts and muffins lead..

[Jules]

to a delicious arousal

[JohnyX]

that baffles the penquins

[bubbadog]

and packs on pounds

[Jules]

of doilies for transport

[JohnyX]

to a remote location

[Jules]

Where the doilie police

[bubbadog]

will never find them

[siggy]

until one day, when

[bubbadog]

out of the blue,

[JohnyX]

something wicked this way

[Jules]

lingered in the air

[bubbadog]

A sweet seductive odor

[Jules]

intensified the undeniable sensation

[jimbrownsfan]

Of their undesirable location

[bubbadog]

under the truck tires

[Gservo]

tooo much spicy chili

[Jules]

ignited the flames of

[JohnyX]

their ever building passions

[bubbadog]

leading to huge conflagrations

[Jules]

spreading heat for miles

[bubbadog]

like raging forest fires

[NickBrownsFan]

and melting the plastic

[little john]

looking fields of flowers

[NickBrownsFan]

into a sea of

[Jules]

sweet creamy peanut butter

[NickBrownsFan]

spreading quickly all over

[Jules]

fresh whole wheat toast

[NickBrownsFan]

which of course caused

[bubbadog]

the bananas to envy

[NickBrownsFan]

the peanuts creamy abilities

[JohnyX]

sought by the dingos.

[bubbadog]

I just love Ninjababy!

[little john]

He dresses so cool

[siggy]

and comfortable. Where as

[TheGreystar]

My Nappy chafes me.

[JohnyX]

The Ninja baby blushes

[little john]

showing his red bumm

[siggy]

for all the world

[bubbadog]

to see and sympathize

[Jules]

hoping for a pat

[bubbadog]

and maybe some powder

[Jules]

for a soothing rub

[jimbrownsfan]

on his red bumm

[Squeaky]

whose name was Tonto

[Crabbles]

von Bismark, fanatical womaniser

[NickBrownsFan]

sunk to new lows

[Crabbles]

dating Polly the poodle.

[Squeaky]

canine cunnilingus was considered

[siggy]

in very poor taste

[bubbadog]

and quite possibly illegal

[siggy]

and not to mention

[bubbadog]

wrong, just plain wrong

[Squeaky]

well that woke y'all

[little john]

up with flea bites

[bubbadog]

and a nasty rash

[siggy]

that oatmeal couldn't fix

[bubbadog]

Time for food fight!

[little john]

In walks John Belushi,

[Jules]

Originally posted by little john
In walks John Belushi,

dressed all in lace

[Crabbles]

with poodle hairs upon

[Jules]

his blue suede shoes

[Crabbles]

With feelings of deja-vu

[TheGreystar]

and a storming hangover

[Crabbles]

,a nasty rash and

[Jules]

a bad case of

[little john]

The animal house runs

[Jules]

Elton John belts out

[bubbadog]

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

[Gservo]

Can't feel my nose

[bubbadog]

hands tied behind back

[JohnyX]

while shaving a yack

[little john]

A yack you say?

[Jules]

not quite a yack

[Gservo]

in hell, gasoline underwear

[Jules]

could be most dangerous

[Gservo]

but dont deny it

[NickBrownsFan]

they didnt do it

[Jules]

strictly for the arousal

[bubbadog]

it was a dare

[Jules]

suggested by Happy Pants

[Crabbles]

edible underwear, chocolate flavour

[Jules]

Don't forget to floss

[bubbadog]

the strawberry tastes better :halo:

[NickBrownsFan]

with whipped cream topping

[Crabbles]

and a saucy bottom

[Gservo]

Crouching Jules Hidden Bubbadog

[JohnyX]

will keep us thinking

[bubbadog]

and hoping for redemption

[NickBrownsFan]

after the smoking man

[bubbadog]

was disposed of properly

[Jules]

is that you Earl?

[Gservo]

Twitching Rids Insane Talon

[bubbadog]

time for your medication

[NickBrownsFan]

mixed with a brew

[bubbadog]

slipped into your coffee

[NickBrownsFan]

the drugs have no

[jimbrownsfan]

effect on my sleeping

[Gservo]

Freakaludes get me off

[bubbadog]

thought that was Viagra

[Gservo]

Naw

I'm ALLLL NATURAL:rolleyes:

[NickBrownsFan]

Particle man doing the

[bubbadog]

bellyflop into the pool

[NickBrownsFan]

lifeguards swing into action

[bubbadog]

Not those Baywatch bimbos!

[JohnyX]

grab their harpoon guns.

[bubbadog]

and away they go!

[NickBrownsFan]

neither surf nor tide

[Jules]

nor a six pack

[bubbadog]

could impede their progress

[NickBrownsFan]

to the beach party

[bubbadog]

with Frankie and Annette

[NickBrownsFan]

but of course not

[Jules]

Bevis or even Butthead

[bubbadog]

Who wants to see

[Jules]

nope..can't do it

[bubbadog]

Butthead in a Speedo?

[NickBrownsFan]

run far, far away

[Jules]

dont' thinks I can

[jimbrownsfan]

Then drop and roll

[Jules]

because you can't walk

[bubbadog]

while laughing so hard

[NickBrownsFan]

rolling on the ground

[bubbadog]

at the ridiculous sight

[siggy]

all covered in sand

[bubbadog]

that could be painful

[Jules]

sand in my pants!!

[bubbadog]

(better than having ants!)

[Jules]

causes uncomfortable irritation when

[NickBrownsFan]

when left unattended to

[Makatiel]

roam around the shed

[bubbadog]

with small farm animals

[JohnyX]

wearing Fredrick's of Hollywood

[TheGreystar]

Matching shoes and socks

[Jules]

and a cowboy hat