4 Words

[NickBrownsFan]

wondering why im up

[Jules]

and where everyone is

[Squeaky]

look no further declares..

[Jules]

the one and only

[bubbadog]

world famous Jose Cuervo

[JDErickson]

No, its Jack Daniels

[bubbadog]

And his friend Bacardi

[Jules]

Oh what delicious plans

[NickBrownsFan]

is the world ready

[Jules]

for more drunken ramblings

[JDErickson]

From the Green Giant

[NickBrownsFan]

dont forget about sprout

[Jules]

tender young and crisp

[NickBrownsFan]

all the things one

[bubbadog]

would expect to find

[NickBrownsFan]

in a sparkling wine

[Jules]

sipped from a boot

[NickBrownsFan]

Italian leather although stiletto

[bubbadog]

heels are an option

[Squeaky]

only at the weekend

[Jules]

when guards are down

[bubbadog]

and no one knows

[Gservo]

I cant feel my

[NickBrownsFan]

body has gone numb

[Jules]

could this be love?

[bubbadog]

or is it Novocaine?

[NickBrownsFan]

probably from lack of

[Jules]

an absolutely pure experience

[bubbadog]

or maybe sleep deprivation

[Jules]

Ahhhhh.."I think NOT!"

[NickBrownsFan]

sleep isnt the problem

[jimbrownsfan]

Waking up usually is

[Jules]

not my best sport

[jimbrownsfan]

Waking up or sleep

[Jules]

are good choices at

[jimbrownsfan]

begining the next day

[jimbrownsfan]

Like it never happened

[jimbrownsfan]

Or wont ever again:D

[Jules]

and confussion sets in

[NickBrownsFan]

without morning coffee yet

[bubbadog]

Who functions without coffee?

[NickBrownsFan]

Functioning much better now

[Squeaky]

very happy to know

[Jules]

it doesn't take much

[bubbadog]

to wake me up

[Squeaky]

from unending southern slumber

[NickBrownsFan]

after watching northern lights

[Squeaky]

abduct cousin mary lou

[Jules]

and leaving me behind

[Squeaky]

the cowshed with purple

[bubbadog]

people eater bottles everywhere

[NickBrownsFan]

mushrooms and orange skys

[Squeaky]

soon ensued in drunkard

[Jules]

dates with the squeaky

[NickBrownsFan]

all behind the shed

[Squeaky]

skin of his alien

[Jules]

disguise exposing the existance

[Squeaky]

of a more reptilian

[Jules]

feature, never before considered

[NickBrownsFan]

as a floatation device

[Makatiel]

but one would consider

[JDErickson]

today is yesterdays tomorrow

[Jules]

tho tomorrow never comes

[bubbadog]

for the wicked ones

[Jules]

when pistol packing Bubba

[bubbadog]

has a bad day

[NickBrownsFan]

the world steps aside

[bubbadog]

as well they should

[NickBrownsFan]

learn to buy rounds

[Jules]

of drinks for everyone

[bubbadog]

(shoes will help more)

[NickBrownsFan]

although have been known

[Jules]

to accidentally cause premature

[NickBrownsFan]

emptying of wallets which

[Jules]

delays further attempts to

[bubbadog]

buy mercy from Bubba

[Jules]

but there's not enough

[bubbadog]

money in the world

[Jules]

to keep you in

[bubbadog]

Bubba's good graces indefinitely

[Jules]

Although some black-eyed peas

[bubbadog]

would certainly be helpful

[Jules]

in starting a song

[NickBrownsFan]

sung out of key

[bubbadog]

by very angry women

[Jules]

Negativity crescendos obviously creating

[Squeaky]

a tidal wave of

[bubbadog]

long nights spent plotting

[Squeaky]

obscene and grotesque female

[Jules]

revenge while eating popcorn

[Squeaky]

from a mans stomach

[bubbadog]

Strawberries would be better

[Jules]

tho neither are ideal

[bubbadog]

without the chocolate sauce

[Jules]

and lots of peanutbutter

[bubbadog]

(Like a Reese's cup?)

[Jules]

OHhhh yeesssss.......exactly like

[bubbadog]

I love Reese's cups!

[Jules]

Do you have any?

[bubbadog]

Just for you, sunshine!

[Jules]

THIS is why I

[bubbadog]

call you moonie beamers

[Jules]

And you're my sunshine

[bubbadog]

want me to sing?

[Jules]

Uhhmm....if you'd like :sunshine:

[bubbadog]

Anything in particular, dear?

[Jules]

Anything your heart desires

[NickBrownsFan]

It was twenty years

[Jules]

ago...MaryAnne and Wanda

[bubbadog]

were the best of

[Jules]

friends all through their

[bubbadog]

high school days, both

[Jules]

members of the 4H-club

[bubbadog]

both active in the

[Jules]

the FFA. After graduation

[bubbadog]

MaryAnne went out lookin'

[Jules]

for a bright new

[bubbadog]

world Wanda looked all

[Jules]

around this town and

[bubbadog]

all she found was

[Jules]

was Earl. Well it

[bubbadog]

wasn't two weeks after

[Jules]

she got married that

[bubbadog]

Wanda started gettin' abused

[Jules]

She put on dark

[bubbadog]

glasses and long sleeved

[Jules]

blouses and make up

[bubbadog]

to cover a bruise

[Jules]

Well she finally got

[bubbadog]

the nerve to file

[Jules]

for divorce. She let

[bubbadog]

the law take it

[Jules]

from there. But Earl

[bubbadog]

walked right through that

[Jules]

restraining order And put

[bubbadog]

her in intensive care

[Jules]

Right away Mary Anne

[bubbadog]

flew in from Atlanta

[Jules]

On a red eye

[bubbadog]

midnight flight. She held

[Jules]

Wanda's hand as they

[bubbadog]

worked out a plan

[Jules]

And it didn't take

[bubbadog]

'em long to decide

[Jules]

That Earl had to

[bubbadog]

die. Goodbye Earl those

[Jules]

black-eyed peas... They tasted

[bubbadog]

all right to me

[Jules]

Earl You're feelin' weak

[bubbadog]

why don't you lay

[Jules]

down And sleep Earl

[bubbadog]

Ain't it dark wrapped

[Jules]

up in that tarp

[bubbadog]

Earl! The cops came

[Jules]

to bring Earl in

[bubbadog]

They searched the house

[Jules]

High and low Then

[bubbadog]

they tipped their hats

[Jules]

And said "thank you

[bubbadog]

ladies if you hear

[Jules]

from him let us

[bubbadog]

know." Well, the weeks

[Jules]

went by and Spring

[bubbadog]

turned to summer and

[Jules]

Summer faded into Fall

[bubbadog]

and it turned out

[Jules]

he was a missing

[bubbadog]

person who nobody missed

[Jules]

at all ..So the

[bubbadog]

girls bought some land

[Jules]

And a roadside stand

[bubbadog]

out on Highway 109

[Jules]

They sell Tennessee ham

[bubbadog]

and strawberry jam and

[Jules]

they don't lose any

[bubbadog]

sleep at night 'cause

[Jules]

Earl had to die

[bubbadog]

Goodbye Earl! We need

[Jules]

a break Let's go

[bubbadog]

out to the lake

[Jules]

Earl We'll pack a

[bubbadog]

lunch and stuff you

[Jules]

the trunk Earl Well

[bubbadog]

is that all right?

[Jules]

Good Let's go for

[bubbadog]

ride Earl..hey hey!

[Jules]

Thank goodness that's done!

[NickBrownsFan]

Cheers for the band

[Jules]

and their insane ramblings

[bubbadog]

from too little sleep

[Jules]

and overwhelming worry magnified

[JohnyX]

by a tiny spyglass.

[Jules]

soon will ignite a

[bubbadog]

nice rosy pink candle

[Jules]

to light the dark

[bubbadog]

deep in your soul

[Jules]

fixed behind the walls

[bubbadog]

as hard as stone

[JohnyX]

yet soft like your

[bubbadog]

old childhood teddy bear

[Jules]

safety and security are

[Squeaky]

shackles and chains to

[Jules]

to the ravenous spirit

[bubbadog]

desperately craving new adventures

[NickBrownsFan]

in wonderland followed by

[bubbadog]

the magical mystery tour

[NickBrownsFan]

in to strawberry fields

[bubbadog]

forever and ever amen

[Jules]

Along came a spider

[Ragnarog]

where is my insecticide?

[Jules]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo don't spray it!

[bubbadog]

Ok then smush it!

[NickBrownsFan]

with a newspaper, SPLAT!!!

[bubbadog]

bug guts all over

[Jules]

I'm sooo gonna cry

[NickBrownsFan]

but wait there's more

[bubbadog]

If you order now

[NickBrownsFan]

you get not only

[bubbadog]

this fabulous Ginsu knife

[NickBrownsFan]

the splat master 2000

[bubbadog]

(don't make me mad)

[NickBrownsFan]

and some sedatives too

[bubbadog]

use my tranquilizer darts

[Squeaky]

on me please Bubba

[bubbadog]

Don't tempt me, Squeaks

[Ragnarog]

cause ratboy needs more

[bubbadog]

must up the voltage

[Ragnarog]

blergh it starts smelling

[bubbadog]

smells like bacon frying

[Jules]

I need a sandwich!

[bubbadog]

and some black-eyed peas?

[Jules]

nope.... where's the peanutbutter ;)

[Gservo]

Its the Return of

[NickBrownsFan]

sanity that scares me

[Ragnarog]

you must be insane

[bubbadog]

The blue pills rule!

[Squeaky]

an empire stretching from

[bubbadog]

sea to shining sea

[NickBrownsFan]

every pill was happy

[bubbadog]

and the economy flourished

[Gservo]

wheres my cream puff

[Jules]

I'd check Sir Lovesmelots

[bubbadog]

Think I'm gonna :xpuke:

[jimbrownsfan]

thats only three words

[Jules]

She can't help it

[bubbadog]

Smilies count as words!

[Jules]

:rolleyes: makin' her own rules

[siggy]

Women always rule :hug:

[bubbadog]

'cause I'm always right!

[Jules]

more like always armed