4 Words

[Jules]

in the bath tub :eek:

[Metta]

all soggy and wet

[Jules]

a useless dripping mess

[Grouch0]

mashed into their hair

[Metta]

guess we need more

[Meadmaker]

we always need more. :nod:

[Metta]

Will it never end?

[Farley]

To end means to...

[Metta]

start it all over:D

[Jules]

Peeking into the dark

[Metta]

searching for those eyes

[BigBen]

hidden behind the mask

Regards

[Metta]

seeing way too deep

[Jules]

into the fog of

[Metta]

too much fine brew

[Jules]

to determine reality from

[Metta]

a long forgotten wish

[Jules]

brought forward by the

[Metta]

hope that maybe this

[Terminator]

would never end until

[Jules]

the end of time

[BigBen]

VIC's vapour Rub Rules

[Jules]

out any possibility of

[BigBen]

getting a sexual disease :rolling: :roflmao:

[Jules]

despite sweet stickey strawberries

[Metta]

and lots of cream

[Jules]

in my evening coffee

[BigBen]

I would just like to point out Jules would not let me post my reply to Mettas post lmao :D

Regards

[Jules]

that's too many words!!!
:wedgie:

[BigBen]

So I cheat alot

[Jules]

you're asking for trouble :D

[BigBen]

I aint done anything

[Metta]

But stir the pot :jab:

[Meadmaker]

Nothing new there then. :lol:

[Grouch0]

"It's full of postwhores!":p

[Squeaky]

what is green binmuppet?

[BigBen]

Kermit in the dustbin?

[Grouch0]

or Oscar with bulimia?

[Metta]

or Squeaky without cheese?

[dodgygeeeza]

In the dusty cellar.

[Jules]

hiding from the sun

[Metta]

In a dark corner

[Jules]

but not exactly alone

[Kais]

join all together now

[Meadmaker]

three cheers for Ninja! :D

[russkris]

Hip Hip Hooray, Go

[dodgygeeeza]

Down to the pub.

[russkris]

Inviting all the members

[Farley]

to raise a glass

[dodgygeeeza]

For the Team Ninja.

[russkris]

Captain Ozzer drunk beer

[wyles]

ozzer drinks MANY beers

[russkris]

Team Ninja Drinks Bear

[wyles]

Bear runs away screaming

[russkris]

help me, help me

[dodgygeeeza]

some time later on.

[Farley]

back at the ranch

[russkris]

Team Ninja drank lots

[Jules]

of coffee with cream

[russkris]

with a dash of

[Jules]

Bailey's at six o'clock

[russkris]

, toasting snags by the

[Farley]

raging fire, with stately

[dodgygeeeza]

mint creams from Harrods.

[N.V.M.]

When suddenly a loud....

[Farley]

rubbling off in the

[dodgygeeeza]

in the stormy sky

[NickBrownsFan]

was seen by all

[Jules]

standing on the mountain

[BigBen]

Busting for a pee


Regards

[Jules]

looking for a tree

[BigBen]

But no toilet paper

[Jules]

..guess leaves will do

[BigBen]

Don't use stinging nettles

[Jules]

How will one know

[BigBen]

your arse will sting

[Thaiboxer]

And Throb Like Hell

[NickBrownsFan]

bring out the gel

[BigBen]

Is that KY jelly?

[dodgygeeeza]

yes could well be

[Thaiboxer]

or could not be

[NickBrownsFan]

the most important part

[Farley]

That everyone waited for

[Jules]

was never to be

[Thaiboxer]

what they thought it

[Jules]

was supposed to be

[Farley]

but instead became a

[NickBrownsFan]

long and almost forgotten

[russkris]

dream, of one day

[Farley]

Thant lasted from now

[Thaiboxer]

til the end of

[Farley]

the begining of the next

[Jules]

round of Team Ninja

[Farley]

to the end of

[NickBrownsFan]

Johnnys report which always

[Farley]

makes for a good

[Thaiboxer]

laugh and a cry

[Farley]

all the way to

[Thaiboxer]

the moon and back

[Farley]

without the use of

[Jules]

potent mood altering drugs

[Farley]

to kill the pain

[dodgygeeeza]

from a big hangover.

[Thaiboxer]

that the drink had

[Farley]

deadly toxic substance and

[Jules]

phlem floating on top

[Farley]

with a side of

[dodgygeeeza]

mouldy green pork ribs

[Kais]

and a hot beer

[Farley]

with a shot of

[Jules]

french vanilla ice cream

[Farley]

covered with sweet chocolet

[dodgygeeeza]

and some strawberry sauce

[Farley]

atop a fresh warm

[Jules]

slice of pound cake

[Farley]

with a glass of

[Jules]

raw eggs and seaweed

[russkris]

topped with a cherry..

[Farley]

in a frosty glass

[russkris]

she raised the glass

[dodgygeeeza]

To toast us Ninjas.

[Jules]

cheers...long over due :nod:

[dodgygeeeza]

For a large halfpounder.

[Farley]

with a side of

[Jules]

brussel sprouts in butter

[Farley]

with salt, pepper and

[russkris]

suddenly she yelled, GROSS!

[Farley]

Then tried it anyway

[Jules]

just to be like

[russkris]

a fairy in drag.

[BigBen]

must be Australian then :D


Regards

[Farley]

from the land of

[Jules]

kangaroos and crocodile wrestlers

[BigBen]

sheep worriers you mean :D

[Thaiboxer]

you mean the welsh

[dodgygeeeza]

with their big leeks.

[Jules]

and little bottles of

[Farley]

smelly dark colored liquid

[dodgygeeeza]

what the doctor prescribed.

[Farley]

Says on the bottle

[BigBen]

contains alcohol drink now

[dodgygeeeza]

10% Venos 90% Vodka.

[Jules]

alcohol poisoning in a

[BigBen]

Brit like Big Ben

[Jules]

the famous bald bumbandit

[BigBen]

kiss my white arse :D

[Farley]

for untold riches and

[dodgygeeeza]

manic adversary play things

[BigBen]

whos things? my things? :D


Regards

[Farley]

Yes, the things you

[BigBen]

have dangling between my


Regards

[Jules]

toes are often mistaken

[BigBen]

by the cat for

[Jules]

victims waiting to be

[Farley]

pumeled by a rabid

[dodgygeeeza]

large pink permed poodle

[Fallguy]

with skinny sausage legs

[russkris]

, followed closely by another

[Jules]

purple feathered chicken like

[russkris]

a dog with no

[Jules]

sense of smell or

[russkris]

ears, only having a

[Barbo]

pair of bloodshot eyes

[russkris]

,provides a wobbly pair

[Fallguy]

of jammy pear donuts

[russkris]

, also trying to give

[Fallguy]

mouth to mouth resuscitation

[russkris]

, whilst typing on Team

[Fallguy]

Ninja in his pyjamas

[Jules]

with penguins in hats

[russkris]

and dolphins wearing purple

[Jules]

scarves and fishnet stockings

[russkris]

with tinker bell earrings.

[Fallguy]

In the light of

[russkris]

that she was able

[Farley]

long fluffy sleeves and

[Fallguy]

roast dumplings with rye

[Jules]

butter spread on a

[ClayPitluvr]

big giant hard banana

[russkris]

cake. Once upon a

[Fallguy]

time in a land

[Jules]

far far far away

[russkris]

there lived this dude,

[Fallguy]

and his fairy godmother

[Jules]

hung upside down from

[Fallguy]

her little emerald slippers.

[Jules]

unable to conjure a

[Fallguy]

flying house when she

[Jules]

most needed to squash

[Fallguy]

an irritating Kansas girl

[Jules]

who lived in a

[russkris]

brick shite house, filled

[Fallguy]

surprisingly enough with lots

[russkris]

of carrot juice. One

[Fallguy]

fine day in the

[Jules]

not so enchanted kingdom

[Fallguy]

of caffiene deprived dwarves

[Jules]

Grumpy and Grouchy stomped

[russkris]

past a giant dude,

[Fallguy]

in their early morning

[Farley]

with the dew and

[Fallguy]

unnecessarily noisy chirping birds

[Jules]

causing intense knicker knotting

[Fallguy]

in the land of

[Jules]

the Wedgie by the

[Fallguy]

king of the enormous

[Jules]

slimey fingersnails nobody believed

[Fallguy]

could possibly be real

[Jules]

but alas, without question

[Fallguy]

were actually grotesquely advanced

[Jules]

mutated coagulated spores of

[Fallguy]

oozing primeval gelatinous unsymmetric

[Jules]

sharing the same complex

[Nooms]

carbohydrates as a firm

[Fallguy]

and somewhat slightly rounded

[Nooms]

but not entirely circular

[Fallguy]

cups of English tea.

[Jules]

which is not an

[Fallguy]

iguana or other related

[Farley]

pre surgical instrument and

[Fallguy]

the dawn of man

[Nooms]

soon put an end

[Fallguy]

oh such an end

[Nooms]

to the beginning of

[Farley]

the ending of the

[Nooms]

start of yet another

[Fallguy]

end of all time

[russkris]

to start from the

[Fallguy]

dreams of grey men

[Nooms]

in hats who were

[dodgygeeeza]

flying in the sky

[russkris]

caughting all the coloured

[Fallguy]

haddock in the pond

[russkris]

with a fish caught

[Fallguy]

in the mosquito netting

[Farley]

The Fish had no

[Fallguy]

arms and legs, which

[Nooms]

in light of the

[dodgygeeeza]

moon upon the water

[Nooms]

caused it to resemble

[russkris]

a big, fat, overgrown

[Fallguy]

mutant ninja donut. Another

[russkris]

ninja decide to take

[Fallguy]

the high road whilst

[Nooms]

down along the way

[russkris]

to a great :thwack:.......

[Fallguy]

the battle bus went

[russkris]

, carrying the best Team

[Fallguy]

into the deepest toaster

[russkris]

on the end of