4 Words

[IndyMode]

eating a whole box

[Johnymajors]

of some very old

[NickBrownsFan]

twinkies, only to find

[bubbadog]

they were laced with

[Johnymajors]

copious amounts of illegal

[dodgygeeeza]

imported brown bat droppings

[Farley]

from bats that ate

[bubbadog]

little chocolate bunny rabbits

[dodgygeeeza]

manufactured by Willy Wonka

[Johnymajors]

and his Umpa Lumpa's

[bubbadog]

don't forget Everlasting Gobstoppers!

[dodgygeeeza]

that break your teeth

[bubbadog]

Dentists love them, though

[Fallguy]

with treacle tarts not

[Squeaky]

pig fat shavings and

[Jules]

suet dumplings for a

[Fallguy]

short green leprechaun fellow

[bubbadog]

or maybe Fred Flinstone

[Fallguy]

and his blonde pal

[dodgygeeeza]

and his dog Dino

[Fallguy]

and little Bam Bam

[dodgygeeeza]

playing with Freds Pebbles

[Fallguy]

which caused some excitement

[jema]

in the rock pit

[Gservo]

do a little dance,

[dodgygeeeza]

to make it rain

[bubbadog]

thus ending the drought

[dodgygeeeza]

after twenty four weeks

[Fallguy]

some pixies flew by

[dodgygeeeza]

carrying lots of beers

[Johnymajors]

and party snacks that

[Fallguy]

kinda smell like Pringles

[dodgygeeeza]

big as dinner plates

[bubbadog]

and covered in chocolate

[Gservo]

yippy skippy, sexual chocolate

[bubbadog]

don't forget peanut butter

[Fallguy]

and some nice jam

[Gservo]

and the whipped cream

[bubbadog]

can't forget the dexatrim

[dodgygeeeza]

topped with a cherry

[bubbadog]

stem tied in knots

[Fallguy]

with a few pickled

[dodgygeeeza]

duck eggs gone bad

[Fallguy]

Little Pigs, Little Pigs,

[dodgygeeeza]

said the bad wolf

[Fallguy]

I'll huff and I'll

[Squeaky]

squirt this bloated red

[Fallguy]

apricot yoghurt all over

[Squeaky]

your new black silk

[bubbadog]

sofa and matching loveseat

[Fallguy]

with chintz and chocolate.

[bubbadog]

and lots of doilies

[Fallguy]

burning in the furnace

[dodgygeeeza]

to help cook dinner

[bubbadog]

We're having beef stew

[Jules]

and road kill surprise

[Gservo]

depending on who's eating

[Jules]

with the magical fork

[Fallguy]

and an handful of

[Jules]

hypnotizing iridescent baked clams

[dodgygeeeza]

covered in chilli sauce.

[wyles]

Finally, the thread ended......

[Gservo]

NOT, the farce continued

[wyles]

as Gservo kickstarted things

[Gservo]

no place like 127.0.0.1

[Fallguy]

except possibly for home

[Gservo]

I'ma happy for you

[Fallguy]

Are you really though?

[Gservo]

see me dance now

[Fallguy]

like a penguin jelly

[Gservo]

jiggling like no other

[Fallguy]

in a visceral way

[dodgygeeeza]

on a pogo stick..

[Gservo]

pogo, pogo, pogo, BOUNCE!

[dodgygeeeza]

down the bumpy road

[Gservo]

the future is today

[wyles]

like all our yesterdays

[Gservo]

worry about it tommorow

[dodgygeeeza]

after some cool beers..

[Jules]

on a sleepless night

[Ramokk]

in the middle of

[dodgygeeeza]

A very hot spell

[Jules]

let the sun fall

[Ramokk]

on top of the

[dodgygeeeza]

old rusty tin roof..

[dodgygeeeza]

which leaks when raining

[Jules]

a puddle has formed

[Squeaky]

where? should we ask?

[Jules]

It was quite obvious

[krucibus]

Under my shorted powerstrip!

[Jules]

dripping with rythmic cadence

[dodgygeeeza]

playing to groovy sounds.

[Jules]

a puddle in the

[Terminator]

middle of my room

[Jules]

serves as a permanent

[Terminator]

reminder of the night

[Jules]

the unexpected rains came

[Sirius]

and the roof leaked!.

[Jules]

drenching the car seat

[dodgygeeeza]

in my mini Cooper.

[Ramokk]

which I was driving

[dodgygeeeza]

with no clothes on.

[Sirius]

When stopped by police

[Jules]

down by the river

[dodgygeeeza]

with my carp pole.

[Jules]

Searching for a worm

[Sirius]

to use as bait.

[Ramokk]

to catch some fish

[dodgygeeeza]

for my cats dinner.

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

Father Time ponders Mankind's

[Squeaky]

obsession with cosmic strings

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

,women's things and small

[Prodimysterio]

men's big and tall

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

tales told around bars!

[Jules]

Where not only the

[Farley]

the highlite of the

[Jules]

day before yesterday but

[Squeaky]

such irrelevant musings are

[Jules]

quite essential to everyday

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

macho bull! Truth, wisdom

[Jules]

and the quest for

[dodgygeeeza]

to drink beer forever.

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

pale beside sardines and

[Jules]

bacon wrapped chicken livers

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

pickled in creosote. "Yummy"

[Jules]

Preperations for the party

[dodgygeeeza]

with ham and custard.

[Jules]

adorn the makeshift tables

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

Black Pudding and Haggis

[Jules]

was removed from the

[dodgygeeeza]

The chef's daily special.

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

dodgygeeeza was fed scraps

[Jules]

with his precious beer

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

it all seemed queer

[Jules]

boiled toenails marinated in

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

chitlins and Tia Maria

[BigBen]

shit **** ****** ****er

[Jules]

The ceremony was temporarily

[dodgygeeeza]

Halted until they found

[BigBen]

BigBen drunk asa Skunk

[Jules]

in red stilletos and

[BigBen]

suspenders and a bra :D

[Squeaky]

which was not unusual

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

Former Lumberjack Big Ben

[Squeaky]

dressed like his dear

[BigBen]

but he's not queer

[Jules]

preferring the feel of

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

panties to boxer shorts;)

[wyles]

as everyone secretly does.

[BigBen]

especially those down under :D

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

in Basildonhttp://www.ninjamicros.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/tongue.gif.
Many strange

[BigBen]

people visit Dover and

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

seek asylum to stay.http://www.ninjamicros.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/frown.gif

[Jules]

Up in the treetop

[Ramokk]

there was a squirrel

[Jules]

protecting his precious nuts

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

or was he nuts?

[Squeaky]

who could possible say :dunno:

[BigBen]

posting it today Squeaks :D

Regards

[Jules]

Tho no one understood

[BigBen]

Squeaks has a secret :D

[Jules]

Which isn't entirely surprising;)

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

but certainly eyebrow raising

[Jules]

as nobody would dare

[Squeaky]

directly ask what he

[BigBen]

was doing with his!!!

[Squeaky]

*cough* *splutter* pirated software

[BigBen]

The postman arrived then :D

[Jules]

and what he pulled

[Squeaky]

sent a pm Bigben ;)

[speculative]

we're nearing 10,000 pageviews! :jawdrop: :eek:

[speculative]

and there we are! :thumbsup:

[Jules]

A mighty fine accomplishment

[dodgygeeeza]

For just four words.

[BigBen]

and the secret messages

[speculative]

do you mean pm's?

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

No! The "secret" word;)

[BigBen]

Squeaky and BigBen know :)

[Jules]

the secret desires of

[BigBen]

woman woman woman woman :D

[JohnyX]

they are a mystery

[jema]

to all logical beings

[Sirius]

and illogical ones too!

[dodgygeeeza]

And the blondes too.

[Sirius]

both natural and dyed.

[Hogward]

wherever they may be.

[Sirius]

It should be remembered

[Ramokk]

because it is always

[Hogward]

...unless it is forgotten

[Jules]

much like your umbrella

[Ramokk]

which turned inside out

[Jules]

in the middle of

[Meadmaker]

a gale force wind

[Jules]

4 blocks from work

[Ramokk]

in the left part

[Farley]

of the rightside brain

[Fallguy]

with cream and cheese

[Jules]

and 2 pounds of

[Meadmaker]

genetically altered chick peas

[Fallguy]

with lemon sorbet cream

[Jules]

in exchange for a

[Fallguy]

drifting germanic blonde weasel

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

house trained and bi-lingual

[Jules]

the yellow tail feathers

[dodgygeeeza]

on my big canary.

[Squeaky]

said Canary wistfully stares

[Jules]

at the cat below

[Fireblade]

which stared back hungrily...

[Jules]

patiently waiting for the

[Fireblade]

wind to pick up...

[Jules]

as the odor could

[dodgygeeeza]

Make you feel hungry.

[Jules]

Home alone and cold

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

doing things so un-natural

[wyles]

like resurrecting dead threads

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

and waking dormant contributers

[Farley]

to find what stirs

[dodgygeeeza]

On creepy dark nights.

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

Goblins, Fairies and Sprites

[Jules]

emerge from their hiding

[DPRGI-Crabblesb]

to perform Swan lake

[dodgygeeeza]

On a sunny day.

[Jules]

by the old oak

[dodgygeeeza]

Pub drinking real ale.

[russkris]

I meet this fine

[Fireblade]

looking girl wi' big














:cunning:

[N.V.M.]

intentions of becoming a

[russkris]

monk, studying the art

[Jules]

of sacred self indulgence

[Meadmaker]

with big red button....

[Jules]

forgiving the sweet angel :newangel:

[Meadmaker]

always and forever forgiven. :nod:

[Squeaky]

'Going to vomit' announced

[Jules]

Thankful for precious friends :hug:

[Squeaky]

she replied too late

[Jules]

what else is new :moon:

[Meadmaker]

Squeaks on thin ice......;)

[Jules]

Where is that button?

[Squeaky]

you power mad pair :D

[Chops]

too many for me :D

[Grouch0]

but never enough! What?

[Jules]

Sleep on the weekend

[Grouch0]

better sleep all week;)

[Meadmaker]

More fun post wh0ring :D

[Jules]

trying to keep up

[Grouch0]

typical of all owners:p

[Jules]

but which came first?

[Meadmaker]

the age old question....

[Jules]

who hid the toiletpaper?

[Metta]

The kids have it