Only about 40 days to go !!!!!!

[Surgeon General]

I have not been able to drink anything alcohoic for the past 8 months :( I tested positive for exposure to tuberculosis and have been taking INH medication. It's a 9 month treatment and during the 9 months you can't drink alcohol because the medication makes your liver work overtime. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO thirsty for a nice, ice-cold, condensation dripping down the side, frothy beer that I am about to snap.
I would also like to take the time to beg admins not to ban me as I am sure that on the day I can drink a beer again I will be PUI (posting under influence) and might post something I would normally not post :D

[4.6POWER]

I say we just ban him now :D :D :D

[BigBen]

Surgeon General that sux :mad: and with christmas coming up ...oh well I guess you won't be posting in the annual "what's your favourite drink" forum this year :D :D

Regards

[Baptizer]

Sorry to hear about your situation. 40 days isnt so bad though! When that time comes, fill up the bathtub full of beer and take a bath in it!!! It feels very relaxing, plus, with all the carbonation bubbles, its very hard to notice those fart bubbles

[Squeaky]

Hi SG

sorry to hear of the predicament...does this also help explain your little ninja vacation.

im not sure about Baps idea....though bathing in 'fart' enhanced Beer sounds really neat, clever and even kewl - it will not make you feel refreshed afterwards :(

try a brandy shower :cool:

[Gibbon]

Urgghhh I have been told by the doctor to lay off the beer, cos its messing with my head :(

Now what am I gonna have for breakfast? :D

Gibbon

[GITster]

My mate had TB in the first year, we had to have test, and he had to go on a 6 month corse of antibiotics - didn't stop him drinking... also made his pee orange :)

[Baptizer]

Sorry to get off the topic, but GITster brought up a great idea. I have been thinking about a way to help contribute to stimulate the economy.......i want to develope something that i can sell for a decent price, whereby making some cash for myself and, uhm, helping to stimluate the economy....GITster, not sure if you wanna go 50-50 on this, but i am going to develope a 'pill' that you can take that changes the color of your pee! Isnt that the coolest and best idea you have ever heard!! Think, next time you are at that restaurant, and that guy peeing next to you in the next urinal decides to take a peek over, he'll be freaked by the BLACK urine you are shooting out!!!
did someone say CHA-CHING CHA-CHING MONEY MONEY MONEY!

[Surgeon General]

Originally posted by Baptizer
Think, next time you are at that restaurant, and that guy peeing next to you in the next urinal decides to take a peek over,


Is this something you normaly do Baps? Take a peek at the guy next to you? You know, I was a little worried about your love of KITTY porn, now you are making me worry even more :D

[4.6POWER]

bap is officially scaring me.... first the not changing the underwear bit, then animal costmes, then fart beer bubbles... now he's peeking at his neighbors weener?? dude, are you :xgay: ????

[Gibbon]

Would it matter if he was, seriosusly tho? I knw Bap isn't he has a chick, but it shouldn't matter, he is scarey tho :D

Gibbon

[Baptizer]

Jeeez guys!!!! DONT EVEN GO THERE!! I hear a bit of jealousy in all of your voices over my idea of pills that change your urine! hehe. Honestly, i think everyone peeks over me when i pee because mine practically touches the ground and is the size of a huge alabama albino snake........:D :D
Yea i have a girlfriend too. heheh. Damn, ya'll think i be peakin!! hehe. you all hurt my feelings...thanks for stickin up for me gibby!
I hope everyone isnt taking what i say seriously.....i am just trying to brighten all of your days with some comedic laughter(but i aint kidding about the pills......nor the dressin' in a cat suit...hmm....hehe)
hey guys, i better get going though....just saw these guys walk in the local bathroom...i just had this sudden urge to urninate! hehe. :mad: :mad:

[speculative]

Actually Baptizer, I'm sure they'd work as a gag! I mean, not for yourself but you could slip them into someone's drink when they weren't looking! Imagine how surprised they'd be next time they answered the call of nature! :eek: Classic. :cool: (If you could make it glow in the dark though, now THAT would bring in the $$ lol! :D )

-speculative

[Squeaky]

dont worry Bap, i love ya m8. Oh yes it is scary, but hell its bloody good fun too..keep em coming dude :D

Squeaks

ps
Which thread has the pics of you in the catsuit and your moggies- i wanted to show 'da wife' :cool:

[Baptizer]

lol....let me find the link for you squeaks..hehe...
here ya go bro: http://ninjamicros.com/vbulletin/showthread.php3?s=&threadid=4223

[jema]

40 days, that is really lousy timing :( Xmas and the new year!

jema

[Surgeon General]

35 Days left, but who is counting?:D

[JohnyX]

Originally posted by Baptizer
Sorry to get off the topic, but GITster brought up a great idea. I have been thinking about a way to help contribute to stimulate the economy.......i want to develope something that i can sell for a decent price, whereby making some cash for myself and, uhm, helping to stimluate the economy....GITster, not sure if you wanna go 50-50 on this, but i am going to develope a 'pill' that you can take that changes the color of your pee! Isnt that the coolest and best idea you have ever heard!! Think, next time you are at that restaurant, and that guy peeing next to you in the next urinal decides to take a peek over, he'll be freaked by the BLACK urine you are shooting out!!!
did someone say CHA-CHING CHA-CHING MONEY MONEY MONEY!

Try taking Doans (might be off on the spelling) back pills. The color wont be black, I think it makes your urine a bright green.

[Baptizer]

X, i dont want to make my own pee a different color..i just want to capitalize on the idea and become a billionaire! :D :D