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18th January 2004, 01:59 PM
Team Ninja - The Next Generation daily Commentary for 2004-01-18 05:21:00

Hello, and welcome to Team Ninja's daily blat, your home for news that counts!

Team Ninja continued amazing upward progress toward our 1 million w00t goal, not to mention the fantastic progress toward FreeBSD! With help from Farley's Angels, the Team produced over 2000 w00ts on Saturday, surely striking terror into the hearts of our nearest competition!

We are tightly focused on a "stretch goal" to break the 1 million w00t level as a Team, and we can do it!! Every w00t counts!

According to the Navigator's evening report for Saturday, our final mark was at 827,600 work units! Countdown to 1 million = 172,400! We are at 82.8% of our goal, and straining at the leash!

Above us FreeBSD had 836,122 and chasing us Team RUSSIA had 822,438. Onwards and ever upwards, Ninjas!!

Rumor Central: 1911A1, a team from below, will continue blasting up the ranks with over 3,000 w00ts per day every day; only 8 major players there are doing all the work for the 25 member team! Look out for the shockwave as they approach us for the pass! About 2 weeks to overtake us, is the guess right now... unless they shoot themselves in the f00t :cunning: :D


None attained on this day


No promotions on this day

STOMP Report:

No :stomp:s to report on this day

CPU Year awards:

David Whitney has achieved 54 cpu years

Picard best weeks production awards:

Irridium77 for 103 units

KuDvAyNe for 320 units

t_willi27 for 240 units

Janeway best days production awards:

Zolasfoot for 52 units

t_willi27 for 72 units

Most Active Members:

>MAM< Starter - GaseousMatter - 1 units - (4th day in a row)
>MAM< Fireblade - Comet - 4 units - (31st day in a row)
>MAM< Dr. WHO - Jupiter - 3 units - (22nd day in a row)
>MAM< Zolasfoot - Stellar - 52 units
>MAM< KuDvAyNe - RedGiant - 85 units - (5th day in a row)
>MAM< r9brian - SuperGiant - 16 units
>MAM< Fat Dave - BlackHole - 23 units - (6th day in a row)
>MAM< Farley - TheContinuum - 835 units

>DoD< goes to Farley for an 835 w00t :constip: in the Team Ninja Intergalactic Bank! Farley's Angels are looking good! :leer:

>POD (Continuum Class)< yet again goes to the PODMaster, Robert Basil, for a 298 w00t contribution to our bottom line! Thanks, Robert!! :clap:

>POD (Galaxy Class)< goes to KuDvAyNe for an 85 w00t day!! Great crunching, KuDvAyNe! :xohyes:

>Phoenix< not awarded on this day

>StompMaster< not awarded on this day


DoD - Dump of Day - awarded for a remarkable dump of w00ts
POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator (two classes: Continuum Class, for those in that league, and Galaxy Class for all other leagues)
MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day
Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty
StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day

Respectfully submitted by: Hogward

18th January 2004, 02:11 PM
Thanks for the report HW!

Thanks for the DoD. My goal is to achive enough DoD awards to crush my fireplace mantle. :lol:

Onwards and upwards to 1 million people!!

The Doctor
18th January 2004, 03:26 PM
:cool: Thanks for the report HW!

Thanks for the DoD. My goal is to achive enough DoD awards to crush my fireplace mantle. :lol:

Onwards and upwards to 1 million people!!

I thought you mention here:


..that you didn't know what I was talking about ;) too much animal dander...? :D

18th January 2004, 07:43 PM
Another excellent :read: Hog - thanks for that. :nod:

Congratulations to all the award winners - onwards to 1 mil folks! :D

18th January 2004, 09:10 PM
Farley, what on earth (??) will you do with a crushed fireplace mantel? Feed it to the fireplace? :dunno:

Hog stumbles off, muttering something about flames and soot...

19th January 2004, 09:34 AM
A fine :readL as always Hog... amny thanks :thumbsup:

Well done y'all :clap: - and Farley... that hadta hurt :eek: :worship: