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25th December 2003, 01:11 PM
>News< Commentary for Wednesday, December 24th

Hello, and welcome to Team Ninja's daily blat, your home for news that counts!

Christmas eve was a great crunch day for Team Ninja, with high spirits abounding. We had a major promotion and a number of intra-team :stomp:s as well as good progress through cyberspace!

At days end Wednesday, long range sensor scans showed Team RUSSIA as being some 13,735 w00ts distant and maintaining a slightly higher warp than we can achieve while some of our members are in stealth mode. We believe the subterfuge will catch them off-guard and vulnerable to a psychological attack on New Year's Day!

The Navigator's evening report for Wednesday showed us in 86th place with a final mark of 787,296 and 854 returned for the day. Ever onwards and upwards, Ninjas!

Milestones: Fat Dave broke through the 10,000 w00t level and earned another merit badge! Congratulations, Fat Dave! Go print out that certificate! :woot:

Promotions: Fat Dave was promoted from SuperGiant league to BlackHole league as a consequence of his new milestone and :stomp:! :nod:

STOMP report: Fireblade :stomp:ed dodgy to take 70th place in Comet league! NJGuy :stomp:ed Irridium77 to take 63rd place in Mars league! Zolasfoot :stomp:ed wylie to take 50th place in Stellar league! Meady Stomper :stomp:ed Tweety to take 44th place in Stellar league! KuDvAyNe :stomp:ed CHIMAERA to take 36th place in Stellar league! Fat Dave :stomp:ed Nanobot to take 17th place in BlackHole league! Wow! Such f00twork is a joy to behold! You guys look like the RiverDance ensemble! :wavepile: :cheerldr:

Rumor Central: Christmas day will be merry and bright for many of us lucky enough to have good fortune's smile. It is a time for remembrance of the reason for the season, and a time to give thanks for our blessings! It is also a time to reach out to those less fortunate than ourselves in any way we can, but certainly with prayer for surcease to hostilities around the world and an abatement of sickness, poverty and hunger! May God bless us, every one!


>DoD< goes to t_willi27 for his best ever daily production! :clap:

>POD (Continuum Class)< goes to our PODMaster Robert Basil for a 335 w00t day on Christmas eve! :bow:

>POD (Galaxy Class)< goes to Fireblade for equal best ever daily production! :nod:

GaseousMatter League
--- zzzzz
League daily total: 0

SpaceDust League
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League daily total: 0

Asteroid League
--- zzzzz
League daily total: 0

Comet League
>MAM< Fireblade - 5 units - (7 days in a row)
League daily total: 5

Mars League
>MAM< NJGuy - 3 units - (3 days in a row)
League daily total: 3

Jupiter League
--- zzzzz
League daily total: 0

Stellar League
>MAM< KuDvAyNe - 40 units - (2 days in a row)
League daily total: 123

RedGiant League
>MAM< t_willi27 - 34 units
League daily total: 63

SuperGiant League
>MAM< r9brian - 14 units
League daily total: 24

BlackHole League
>MAM< Fat Dave - 23 units - (2 days in a row)
League daily total: 40

TheContinuum League
>MAM< Robert Basil - 335 units - (4 days in a row)
League daily total: 596

>Phoenix< not awarded on this day

>StompMaster< not awarded on this day

Respectfully submitted by: Hogward

Legend - What do all these awards stand for??

DoD - Dump of Day - awarded for a remarkable dump of w00ts
POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator (two classes: Continuum Class, for those in that league, and Galaxy Class for all other leagues)
MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day
Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty
StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day

25th December 2003, 01:20 PM
An excellent :read: as ever, Hog - thanks for putting in the effort on this day, considering all the festivities.

Congratulations to Fat Dave - an awesome achievement indeed. :nod:

Onwards and (stealthily) upwards, Ninjas! :D

25th December 2003, 01:28 PM
Merry Christmas Everyone!

Hopefully NJGuy isn't one of those people that does 30 WUs a day, I have a dump waiting for him on New Years Day ;)

25th December 2003, 01:56 PM
Great Report HW!

Stealth? psychological attack? Off Gaurd? What ever are you guys talking about?? ;) :cunning:

Hog- Riverdance- :lol:

Don't worry Iridium192, if he ends up stomping you in the mean time, you'll quickly regain your possition. :nod:

Congrats Ninjas!!

Sideways and cachewise Team!