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8th December 2003, 03:02 PM
>News< Commentary for Sunday, December 7th

Hello, and welcome to Team Ninja's daily blat, your home for news that counts!

Sunday was a special day in history, marking the 62nd anniversary of the infamous Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Although a special memorial service was held amidships on the fandeck, Team Ninja continued on in cyberspace and made good progress toward our next victims! Given our current rate of overtake, some eminent Team :stomp:s are currently immanent (sic) yet imminent! :D

Medium Range sensor scans marked distance to Novell as 1841 w00ts, and 5514 to Sluggy Freelance! Novell should fall under our f00t within the next 36 hours!

The Navigator's evening report for Sunday showed us in 90th place with a final mark of 764,480 and 1016 returned for the day. Ever onwards and upwards, Ninjas!

Milestones: none attained on this day

Promotions: no promotions made on this day

STOMP report: Dr. WHO :stomp:ed BallroomBlitz to take 57th place in the Jupiter league! That had to be a sight to see... Doc's mini-me putting the f00t to a pregnant horse! For shame!! :D

Rumor Central: Chops is still moving on The_Dragon's :magic: 52nd place in Jupiter league, but Meady has activated a Flagship ahead of Chops! WHO will get there first? (Or will it be Chops?) The Shadow knows... :D


>DoD< goes to Robert Basil for 333 w00ts on a Sunday, no less!

>POD (Continuum Class)< goes to DOCTOR WHO for a 208 w00t deposit in the Team Ninja Intergalactic Bank!

>POD (Galaxy Class)< goes to r9brian, who again outmuscled the competition in Supergiant league!

GaseousMatter League
--- zzzzz
League daily total: 0

SpaceDust League
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League daily total: 0

Asteroid League
>MAM< Fireblade - 5 units - (4 days in a row)
League daily total: 5

Comet League
>MAM< NJGuy - 3 units - (3 days in a row)
League daily total: 3

Mars League
--- zzzzz
League daily total: 0

Jupiter League
>MAM< Chops - 6 units - (2 days in a row)
League daily total: 14

Stellar League
>MAM< KuDvAyNe - 6 units
League daily total: 15

RedGiant League
>MAM< t_willi27 - 16 units
League daily total: 41

SuperGiant League
>MAM< r9brian - 21 units - (2 days in a row)
League daily total: 50

BlackHole League
>MAM< Codfish_II - 16 units - (3 days in a row)
League daily total: 16

TheContinuum League
>MAM< Robert Basil - 333 units
League daily total: 872

>Phoenix< not awarded on this day

>StompMaster< not awarded on this day

Respectfully submitted by: Hogward

Legend - What do all these awards stand for??

DoD - Dump of Day - awarded for a remarkable dump of w00ts
POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator (two classes: Continuum Class, for those in that league, and Galaxy Class for all other leagues)
MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day
Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty
StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day

8th December 2003, 03:11 PM
Another excellent :read: Hog - thanks for that. :nod:

Great to see the Team closing rapidly on our next targets. Congratulations to all the winners - very well done. :D

On a side note, two MeadeStars are now back in Seti space with their crunch engines running at maximum power - dump engines are also engaged in continuous running.

I very much doubt that anyone will beat Meady to the :magic: place. :p

The Doctor
8th December 2003, 05:34 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Meady ;)

:) is that a challenge for me to re-direct the Tardis' daleks http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i/santa2.gif

and my two P2-400's... (?) :D
Safety note: you would be blasted to :magic:

8th December 2003, 07:38 PM
I've always wanted a Dalek......:p

8th December 2003, 09:34 PM
a little more than halfway to a small dump