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30th November 2003, 06:35 PM
>News< Commentary for Saturday, November 29th

Hello, and welcome to Team Ninja's daily blat, your home for news that counts!

Saturday was an outstanding crunch day for Team Ninja, and we made great progress toward our next victim. Oddly enough, due to a member defection, Novell has interposed itself between us and Sluggy Freelance. Weps has indicated Novell will be :stomp:ed before we can reach Sluggy, so our target is shifting!

As is typical with a winning Team, there were high spirits amongst the crewmembers. We had numerous internal :stomp:s, milestones achieved, and promotions to celebrate!

Long Range sensor scans marked distance to Novell as 10,788 w00ts, and we should be able to overtake them in about 11 days. The Navigator's evening report for Saturday showed us firmly in 90th place with a final mark of 752,039 and 1549 returned for the day. Ever onwards and upwards, Ninjas!

:welcome: back to Chops, who has been on walkabout but returned home where he is appreciated!

Special congratulations to jema for attaining 21 CPU years of crunching SETI! Great dedication, jema!! :clap:

Milestones: Farley has broken through the 75,000 w00t milestone and earned another merit badge! Awesome, Farley!! :worship:

Promotions: Irridium77 has been promoted from SpaceDust to Asteroid league! r9brian has been promoted from RedGiant to SuperGiant league! :bow:

STOMP report: Irridium77 has :stomp:ed Fireblade to take 74th place in Asteroid league! kitcat has :stomp:ed Meady to take the :magic: 52nd spot in Jupiter! bicycleman7 has :stomp:ed LinearA to take 26th place in RedGiant league! r9brian has :stomp:ed Patrick Parker to take 23rd place in SuperGiant league! WTG, guys! Keep up the fine f00twork! :clap:

Rumor Central: huge DUMP! huge DUMP! huge DUMP! Tomorrow's report will detail the carnage!! :D


>DoD< goes to Farley for a 348 w00t dump pushing him over the top of the 75K w00t milestone!! :bow:

>POD (Continuum Class)< goes to Robert Basil for a 322 w00t day he makes look effortless (but don't try this at home, kids... this takes a professional to pull off regularly!!) :xohyes:

>POD (Galaxy Class)< goes to kitcat for a 70 w00t day which put him in the :magic: 52nd place in Jupiter! :woot:

GaseousMatter League
--- zzzzz
League daily total: 0

SpaceDust League
>MAM< Fireblade - 2 units
League daily total: 2

Asteroid League
>MAM< Irridium77 - 15 units
League daily total: 15

Comet League
>MAM< NJGuy - 1 unit - (9 days in a row)
League daily total: 1

Mars League
>MAM< Dr. WHO - 3 units - (5 days in a row)
League daily total: 3

Jupiter League
>MAM< kitcat - 70 units
League daily total: 70

Stellar League
>MAM< Meady Stomper - 20 units - (33 days in a row)
League daily total: 49

RedGiant League
>MAM< theking_19832002 - 22 units
League daily total: 39

SuperGiant League
>MAM< r9brian - 38 units
League daily total: 67

BlackHole League
>MAM< Hogward - 49 units - (27 days in a row)
League daily total: 71

TheContinuum League
>MAM< Farley - 348 units
League daily total: 1232

>Phoenix< not awarded on this day

>StompMaster< not awarded on this day


Legend - What do all these awards stand for??

DoD - Dump of Day - awarded for a remarkable dump of w00ts
POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator (two classes: Continuum Class, for those in that league, and Galaxy Class for all other leagues)
MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day
Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty
StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day

30th November 2003, 08:28 PM
Another excellent :read: Hog - and what a read. All those internal srompis! :D

Well done to everyone, especially the award winners. Onwards and upwards, Ninjas! :D

30th November 2003, 09:58 PM
I can smell position 89 :hifive:

30th November 2003, 10:43 PM
F.A.B :read: again Hog... much appreciated :thumbsup:

What a day of :stomp: (including me... being :stomp: unfortunately :eek: :D). Well done t' the award winners, and t' everybody gaining promotions etc :clap:

1st December 2003, 02:46 AM
Thanks for the DoD!! :D

Great report HW!

Never Thought I'd make 75k. Tons of stompage today... :eek:

Well done team. :thumbsup:

Looks good eh? Got it haning on the wall in my office. :D