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20th November 2003, 01:13 PM
>News< Commentary for Wednesday, November 19th

Hello, and welcome to Team Ninja's daily blat, your home for news that counts!

Team Ninja had a good crunch day, continuing the chase to our next targeted victim. High spirits in the crew quarters resulted in several :stomp:s and a promotion or two :)

Short Range sensor scans marked distance to Yahoo SETI Club Team as 2,616 w00ts, confirming we are on track to :stomp: them Saturday morning!! The Navigator's evening report for Wednesday showed us in 92nd place. Our final mark was shown as 737,110 with 1443 returned for the day. Ever onwards and upwards, Ninjas!

Special congratulations to Robert Basil on attaining 53 CPU years of crunching SETI!!

Milestones: Meady broke through the 500 w00t milestone and earned another merit badge! Don't forget to print out the certificate!! :clap:

Promotions: Meady was promoted from Mars league to Jupiter league, and jema was promoted from Blackhole league to TheContinuum!! WTG, guys! :xohyes:

STOMP report: kitcat :stomp:ed Slog to take 59th place in Mars league! Meady :stomp:ed BallroomBlitz and Chops to take 53rd place in Jupiter league! Fine f00twork, fellows!! :nod:

Rumor Central: there was a distant signal from the HogFleet Flagship "Silver Shadow", long since in drydock, but it was so faint it was not clearly decoded. Could Silver Shadow be in post-refurbishment testing? Might it soon be returned to service, and begin crunching mightily as we pursue Yahoo? Only FedEx knows.... :D


>DoD< goes to DOCTOR WHO for his 228 w00t deposit in the TN bank!

>POD (Continuum Class)< goes to our PODMaster, Robert Basil, for a 413 w00t day... reminding me of the 1964 Chrysler wedge engine which took so many honors! You go, Robert! :worship:

>POD (Galaxy Class)< goes to Codfish_II for a fine production of 40 w00ts!

GaseousMatter League
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League daily total: 0

SpaceDust League
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League daily total: 0

Asteroid League
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League daily total: 0

Comet League
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League daily total: 0

Mars League
>MAM< kitcat - 19 units - (4 days in a row)
League daily total: 19

Jupiter League
>MAM< Meady Stomper - 30 units - (23 days in a row)
League daily total: 39

Stellar League
>MAM< KuDvAyNe - 14 units - (3 days in a row)
League daily total: 36

RedGiant League
>MAM< r9brian - 25 units - (15 days in a row)
League daily total: 59

SuperGiant League
>MAM< Fat Dave - 21 units - (19 days in a row)
League daily total: 35

BlackHole League
>MAM< Hogward - 60 units - (17 days in a row)
League daily total: 100

TheContinuum League
>MAM< Robert Basil - 413 units - (18 days in a row)
League daily total: 1155

>Phoenix< not awarded on this day

>StompMaster< goes to Meady for his nice double-tap! :woot:


Legend - What do all these awards stand for??

DoD - Dump of Day - awarded for a remarkable dump of w00ts
POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator (two classes: Continuum Class, for those in that league, and Galaxy Class for all other leagues)
MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day
Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty
StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day

20th November 2003, 01:38 PM
Another fine :read: Hog - thanks for that.

Congratulations to everyone, and thanks for the mention. :nod:

Rumour has it that Central Command may be issuing a global message within the next 48 hours. :D

20th November 2003, 01:42 PM
I like hearing that Meady! :cunning:

Thanks for the report Hog :D


The Doctor
21st November 2003, 03:22 AM
:roflmao: I see where Robert turned in 53 years of computer crunching & got a >POD<,

while I turned in 53 years of life crunching... and got a birthday-DoD :lol:

Thank you.

Way to go crunchers, from crunchers pushing out one per day, to Lord Robert's,

daily >POD< [thank God he's on our side, or it'd raise all sorts of cain] :lol:

:crowd::wavepile::wave:'s @ :cowboy: and Sir BOZO

:sunshine: GO TEAM GO:sunshine: