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Hogward
31st October 2003, 02:03 PM
NUMBER NINETY FIVE

>News< Commentary for Thursday, October 30th

Yowza!! Get ready for the blat, 'cuz here it comes!!

General Quarters was sounded Thursday evening as we dropped out of warp to engage El Reg, suddenly weakened by the loss of one member. Although they put up shields and began evasive manuevers, it appears their resistance was futile!

Weps deployed the dreaded f00t and a single thrust completed the :stomp:!!! When the debris cleared, short range sensors showed the next target, VERITAS, was trying to escape, so the Captain ordered us to inspect, service, and stow the f00t in preparation for it's next use. We secured from battle stations and re-entered warp for the chase to our next battle, expected late Friday or early Saturday. The Navigator's evening report for Thursday showed us to be 1069 w00ts behind VERITAS, and our final mark to be 700,195 with 1465 returned for the day. Ever onwards and upwards, Ninjas!

Special congratulations to Robert Basil for attaining 47 CPU years of crunching SETI!! WTG, Robert! :clap:

Milestones: none attained on this day (but watch for tomorrow!!)

Promotions: none attained on this day

STOMP report: Team Ninja - The Next Generation :stomp:ed El Reg to take 95th place in the overall competition! kitcat :stomp:ed ozzer, Doinkeyheads, and Jimbo to take 74th place in the GaseousMatter league! yardgnome02 :stomp:ed dodgy to take 63rd place in the Comet league! KuDvAyNe :stomp:ed Fallguy to take 42nd place in the Stellar league! Ragnarog :stomp:ed Ramokk to take 39th place in the Stellar league! theking_19832002 :stomp:ed bicycleman7 to take 26th place in the RedGiant league! Excellent f00twork, guys!! :nod:

Rumor Central: The crystal ball is full of milk, but reveals a huge milestone coming on Friday! What does it signify? How will it be recognized? WHO knows? (of course the Time Lord knows....and so does the Shadow!) :D

AWARDS:

>DoD< goes to Robert Basil for thundering out another 480 w00ts with grace and aplomb!

>POD< goes to David Whitney and DOCTOR WHO, with a combined output of 423, bringing us squarely into the battlezone with El Reg!

GaseousMatter League
>MAM< kitcat - 3 units - (2 days in a row)
League daily total: 3

SpaceDust League
--- zzzzz (cold and lifeless)
League daily total: 0

Asteroid League
>MAM< Abbie - 5 units - (2 days in a row)
League daily total: 5

Comet League
>MAM< yardgnome02 - 5 units - (12 days in a row)
League daily total: 6

Mars League
>MAM< Iridium192_217 - 3 units - (21 days in a row)
League daily total: 3

Jupiter League
>MAM< Meady Stomper - 11 units - (3 days in a row)
League daily total: 12

Stellar League
>MAM< t_willi27 - 17 units
League daily total: 51

RedGiant League
>MAM< r9brian - 39 units - (10 days in a row)
League daily total: 71

SuperGiant League
>MAM< Fat Dave - 14 units - (40 days in a row)
League daily total: 24

BlackHole League
>MAM< Hogward - 67 units - (2 days in a row)
League daily total: 186

TheContinuum League
>MAM< Robert Basil - 480 units - (5 days in a row)
League daily total: 1104

>Phoenix< not awarded on this day

>StompMaster< goes to all of Team Ninja - The Next Generation for :stomp:ing El Reg, with honorable mention to kitcat for a triple :stomp: of team m8's!!


Hogward

Legend - What do all these awards stand for??

DoD - Dump of Day - awarded for a remarkable dump of w00ts
POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator
MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day
Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty
StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day

Meadmaker
31st October 2003, 02:38 PM
Another brilliant report, Hog - thanks for that. :nod:


:woot: :woot: :woot: 95! :woot: :woot: :woot:


Congratulations to everyone that's made our meteoric rise through the rankings possible. Onwards and upwards, Ninjas! :D

jema
31st October 2003, 02:41 PM
Another brilliant report, Hog - thanks for that. :nod:


:woot: :woot: :woot: 95! :woot: :woot: :woot:


Congratulations to everyone that's made our meteoric rise through the rankings possible. Onwards and upwards, Ninjas! :D

95 indeed :) these are heady days :cool:

jema

Ragnarog
31st October 2003, 02:42 PM
Onwards to Number 94 :)

Rag

The Doctor
31st October 2003, 05:33 PM
">POD< goes to David Whitney and DOCTOR WHO, with a combined output of 423, bringing us squarely into the battlezone with El Reg! "

Pretty heady stuff... it takes two David's to almost equal one Robert :lol:

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95 WAY TO GO TEAM MATES...!!!!!

great report :cowboy: happy halloween http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/u/fu.gif

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