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27th May 2003, 01:40 AM
Movie Idea: Neo and John Connor join forces to fight the war against the machines. After an intense rave/orgy, they make plans for the upcoming battle. At the same time, the Matrix and Skynet sign a multi-billion dollar merger, spelling certain doom for the human resistance. After an intense rave/orgy, the corporate giants start production on a new line of Arnold Agents and Smith-inators. Meanwhile, back at the X-Mansion, Professor X uses Cerebro to notify all the mutants in the world about the upcoming Mutant Rave-o-thon Celebration 2003. After much Kung Fu, car chases, and explosions, everyone dies and meets God, who turns out to be Jim Carrey. "Alllllrighty then," says God, flanked by a cadre of Charlie's Angels. "Let's get this party started." And Neo's like, "God, why are you speaking through your buttocks?"

27th May 2003, 01:58 AM

Don't forget that Neo and Connor will be recruiting the "Ents" and Gandalf to help with the smashing of the machines. They will gain there help by sponsoring a huge "Rave" in the mines outside of Eisenguard. Many an elven mistresses silk trappings will be dampened with dancing Dwarve's sweat!

27th May 2003, 02:08 AM
dont you mean the Rave to rule them all >?<

27th May 2003, 02:08 AM
Shouldn't that be the Mother of All Raves?

27th May 2003, 02:13 AM
Of course -SKYNET-, (Manufactured By CyberDyneSytems TM), will fire up the time displacement equipment and bring -The Matrix- to Mount Doom so that they and all the Orcs and Nasgull can have a hellish Rave with Sauron. I think Darth Vader is invited as well.

27th May 2003, 02:21 AM

Oh god the jedi mind trick at a rave SUPER SWEEEEEEEEET

27th May 2003, 02:43 AM
this is to much geek even for me :bs: http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/outtahere.gif



27th May 2003, 02:56 AM
Two words;


27th May 2003, 10:47 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh! Everybody just pluging right in, ooooh!:borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg:

29th May 2003, 02:16 AM
wha...................................http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/scatter.gif http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/pain1277.gif

29th May 2003, 01:15 PM
OK we need to have a GEEK RAVE type thingie for chops to get him in line with the raving scene ... WHo's bringin the magic CPU's

29th May 2003, 01:19 PM
sorry, I appear to be lost :geezer:

29th May 2003, 01:33 PM
Rave Philosophy

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go, if you look close enough, and dig deep enough, you'll find it. Rave culture has swept across the country. Nearly everybody knows what a rave is, and a huge amount of the population have been to at least one. Something that not a lot of people know though, is that raves started out as small, illegal, underground parties in the 1980's. Back then, they were a way for people to get together, listen to great music, meet new friends, and dance the night away. The ravers of the 80's were a sort of Neo-hippie; loving all, and leaving all prejudice, hatred, and ignorance at the door. At a rave, back then, and even still today, you can walk in, and find every race of human being imaginable, all dancing, laughing, and having a good time, all together, as one group.

30th May 2003, 04:43 AM
Raves??? Nah,. there like soooooo last year!