>News< Daily Commentary for Friday 2nd May 2003

[Farley]

Greetings fellow Gnome nutz

Our daily average: 7573.21 Source Seti@Work Fri May 2 12:08:50 PDT 2003

Todays Production:7156
Bringing the weeks total to:49954

Production UP 19502 from this time last week Source: The little bugs that live in your eyebrows

:jawdrop:

Current Stats :

27 Overclocked_Hardware_UK..471130.75
28 TeamNinja_Genome.............462757.71
29 OcUK....................................457154.23


A brief word about Overclocked_Hardware_UK. The past 3 days they dumped over 65K worth of units. There is certainly no shame in getting stomped by them. Thats even more than our weeks total to spite the Tremendous output.

Furthermore... Our team goal was to stomp the evil doers, not just secure 27th place. And Stomp we did!!
Way to go TEAM!!

http://www.farleypets.net/Stomp.GIF http://www.farleypets.net/Stomp.GIF http://www.farleypets.net/Stomp.GIF http://www.farleypets.net/Stomp.GIF http://www.farleypets.net/Stomp.GIF

And now for something completely different....

Promotions :

TN_Ragnarog- Struts his way into Division I:clap:
Doinkeyheads- Bobble their way into Divsion II :clap:


Stompage:

Holy activity Batman!!!


In the Division 1V League

LinearA stomps shookums#1+DATA+FRASER&PALLA+Seabee+LinearB+doinkeyheads#1

dodgypeas stomps g

In the Division III League

Talon3DHQ stomps SFDC+Terminator

Jean_Luc stomps Gunslinger

In the Division II League

Doinkeyheads stomps George+Debbie1982+Harry

Chelle stomps speculative

In the Division I League

TN_Ragnarog stomps speculative+Doke

10:13 stomps ukevil

In the Premier Division League
:sleep:


The Trophy Toss :

>MAM< dodgypeas - Division 1V - 80 units
>MAM< Jean_Luc - Division III - 160 units
>MAM< Arian - Division II - 400 units
>MAM< 10:13 - Division I - 800 units
>MAM< Julia_TeamNinja - Premier Division - 1473 units

>POD< Goes to Julia_TeamNinja for a Stunning 1473 W00t dump!!

And... Reading the fine print I see a phoenix is awarded to a team member inactive and recently becoming active. I read this as a team member, not necessarily a Gnome memeber. SO... :rolleyes:

>Pheonix< LinearA
>Pheonix< Talon3DHQ
>Pheonix< dodgypeas
>Pheonix< Doinkeyheads

For rising to assist within the last week.

I checked the trophy shelf and there wasn't any "in recognition for coming to the aide of your fellow team members on another DC project to help them stomp the evil doers in the eleventh hour" award. So the phoenix will do.

/off to find a good lawyer after the commentary commission discovers the abuse of the awards ;)

Tune in next week when the report comes straight from Nancy Ragan clinic for award abuse.


Thanks for stoppin by :thumbsup:

Hail Ninja!!



Legend - What do all these awards stand for?? POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day (Saturday only, at present)

[Meadmaker]

Farley, that was a brilliant read!

Well done to everyone, and a special mention to Jules for getting the POD - well deserved it is too. :nod:

No way are the Commentary Commisioners going to complain about your awards, m8 - they are also well deserved!

GO NINJA! Onwards and upwards! :D :D :D

[Fireblade]

What an excellent :read: that is Farley :nod: I particularly liked the small print comment "Source: The little bugs that live in your eyebrows", and the OCUK being stomped anim :rolling: Very nicely put together m8... thank you very much indeed :bow: :thumbsup:

Well done t' the MAM's, t' Jules for yet another (thoroughly deserved) :constip: :fart: :woot: POD, t' all the special award winners (another uniqueness of your report Brian :D), and t' the whole team for a quite magnificent effort over the last week or so :clap: :bow: :worship:

Pity about us being stomped ourselves, but as you rightly point out Brian, 65k+ is a truly :jawdrop: figure, and there's no shame in bein' stomped by a team producing that kinda output... particularly given our small team size ;)

[10:13]

Farley ... great report!!! :thumbsup:

Congrats to the team for the truly vintage call to arms and response!