>News< Daily Commentary for Wednesday 30th April 2003

[Ragnarog]

Hello and good morning fellow genomers.

Daily and weekly Team Production

Yesterday: 12859 :eek:
Last week: 48922 :eek: :eek:


New Members

Doinkeyheads
doinkeyheads <- One of your clients has a wrong username people, check it out :D


Next Stomp Targets

Team Name.......Total

28 OcUK........ +4823 (<1 day to pass)


Rear View Mirror

30 Overclocked_Hardware_UK (-24850) Gained 14k on us yesterday :eek:


League Promotions: Evolution

Talon3DHQ made it into Division III
Farley steps into Premier Division


League Relegations: Devolution

g was pushed down into Division IV
dodgy sadly has to move down a spot and is now leading Division I


Picard and Janeway Awards

Picard for best ever weekly production:

Farley again tops his weekly production record with a dump of 387 to a weekly 2476 now.
wylie beat his own weekly record too and is at 1880 for the week now.
Chelle didnt want to leave the Picards to the guys and snatched one for dinner too (and maybe shoe shopping ?!? :eek: ). Her weekly record is now 638.

Janeway for best ever daily production:

Arian wanders off with Janeway after a daily record of 408.
Talon3DHQ beat his daily record with 82 units.


Stomp Report

In Division IV,

doinkeyheads#1 stomps shookums#1+DATA+FRASER&PALLA+Seabee

In Division III,

Talon3DHQ stomps Thok_Mak+A&TSLTD+COMPUTERWORKSHOP

Jean_Luc stomps SFDC+Terminator

Doinkeyheads stomps g+Thok_Mak+A&TSLTD+COMPUTERWORKSHOP+Talon3DHQ+SFDC+Terminator+J ean_Luc+Gunslinger

bipolarchops stomps Gunslinger

In Division II,

reboot stomps Nick

Arian stomps Nick+TN_Ragnarog

In Division I,

Evolution_ stomps Doke

In the Premier Division,

Farley stomps dodgy


Activity Report

Wow...lots of activity all across the leagues this time...

Division IV (0-173 units)

Units: 27

The spelling err...umm...doinkeyheads dump 27 and snatch the MAM here :D

Division III (221-900 units)

Units: 637

Talon3DHQ dumps 82.
Jean_Luc throws in 6.2 GHz and started a dump of 17, lots more to come today I guess :D
Doinkeyheads (the real thing) dump 481 units :eek: Wow :D
bipolarchops (fried another 2100+ ??) throws 140 into stanford.

Division II (905-2634 units)

Units: 728

mushy-peas (I like the name!) managed 45 and is now at 248/week.
reboot helped TN with 171 units.
Arian is now at full steam with 408 woots.
Chelle sent up another 108, trying to escape TN_Ragnarog (but for how long? :P)

Division I (2803-4761 units)

Units: 455

Evolution_ completed another g@h2 units and scores 67.
wylie puts out some impressive numbers and added 209 to his (and TN's) account.
10:13 produced 42 woots on his limited linux/win32 resources.
ukevil sets 65 out into the wild.
dodgy beamed 72 up but alas not enough to retain the priviledge of residing in Premier Division.

Premier (4907-291996 units)

Units: 11012!

Farley managed 387 units and gains access to Premier Division. Good job!
Bursar found 73 in a treasure cache.
squeaky did 110.
Jed cooked 81 dinners.
Meady took 226 gulps of Mead.
Monkeymia is pushing hard with a dump of 500.
Fireblade is running out of steam in the battle with the :angel:
Julia_TeamNinja, head of the Department for Orphaned Crunchers sent up 1251.
S-MDC_TRUST produced another cool 8384 units.

Most active member awards

>MAM< doinkeyheads#1 - Division !V - 27 units
>MAM< Doinkeyheads - Division III - 398 units
>MAM< Arian - Division II - 408 units - (2nd day in a row)
>MAM< wylie - Division I - 209 units
>MAM< S-MDC_TRUST - Premier - 8384 units - (3rd day in a row)

Leave it to the D(d)oinkeyheads to score a double MAM :roflmao:



Producer of the day award

Ok well...this is kinda hard to select someone special here...all the team's doing a grand job on this one!
Nevertheless.....drum rolls please......

>POD< Farley - For gaining entrance to Premier! You dont manage that every day :D

Until next time,

Rag




Legend - What do all these awards stand for?? POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day (Saturday only, at present)

[Rids]

bubba's fault, she doesn't know her capitals from her lower case (or "not capitals" as someone called it :rolleyes: ) :lol:
We are now unified under the Big D so the spelling mistake won't be going any further ;)

Congrats to Farley on gaining entrance to the executive toilet and his own shelf in the battlefridge :nod:

Well done Ninjas :thumbsup:

[Farley]

Great Read Rag!!

Thanks for the POD, I'm doubly honored given the difficulty of the choice. :bow:

My own shelf. WOW! What honor, I ask, could possibly top that?

Make room for the head cheese. :barf:

[Rids]

Originally posted by Farley
My own shelf. WOW! What honor, I ask, could possibly top that?
Your own fridge :nod:

[bubbadog]

OK, OK, so I can't type! At least I got the team number right!!

[Rids]

and I'm so proud of you for that :hug:

[Meadmaker]

That was an excellent read, Rag - thanks for that. :nod:

Well done to everyone - we're really rocking along now! :D

Congrats to Farley for the POD - much deserved it is too.

A special mention for the only pair to achieve a double-MAM :roflmao:

[Fireblade]

Yet another great :read: Rags (did anybody ever tell ya ye're good at this :D) - thank you again :thumbsup:

Well done t' the MAM's, a special mention to t' the double MAM's (:p), and a very loud :clap: t' Farley for a deserved POD :bow:

[Jules]

Another splindifferous report Rags!!! :sunshine:

:jump: WTG Farley for a muchly deserved POD :jump:


:cheerldr: Excellent job everyone!:biggroup: And a special thank you to everyone who have come so quickly to help :sunshine: :kisses:

[dodgygeeeza]

great report there Rags;) well done to the MAM's and the POD:thumb:
and iv'e been relegated to div 1:( :tear: but watch out for 'dodgypeas' aka 'dodgy/mushy-peas' will be rising from below:D ...... new client more :woot: 's...:)