>News< Daily Commentary for 20th April, 2003

[Jules]

:wave: Hello and welcome to the commentary for Sunday, April 20, 2003…sorry I’m late…between drugged momma and puking child…I’ll keep it short.

Hope everyone has a great week! And to those who are off for Easter Break…I hope you have a wonderful time :sunshine:

Total Daily Production ……….3850
Total Weekly Production…….30830

In the Division !V League
Everyone must have been busy coloring Easter eggs

In the Division III League
They were lost in a chocolate euphoria ;)

In the Division II League

Farley brings his weekly total up to 291 with a Sunday dump of 109
mushy-peas brings his weekly total up to 260 with a Sunday dump of 22

In the Division I League

ukevil brings his weekly total up to 508 with a HAPPY BIRTHDAY dump of 104
Evolution_ brings his weekly total up to 608 with a Sunday dump of 67

In the Premier League

Julia_TeamNinja sends up 2620 to stomp Meadmaker+ Monkeymia +MRSDATA for a weekly total of 5554
squeaky sends up 300 to stomp bursar
Meadmaker brings his weekly total up to 1893 with a dump of 270
dodgy brings his total for the week up to 396 with a dump of 117
Jed brings his weekly total up to 872 by sending up 92
Monkeymia brings his weekly total up to 716 with a dump of 77
Bursar dumped 72 to bring his weekly total up to 437

>MAM< Farley - Division II - 109 units - (2nd day in a row)
>MAM< ukevil - Division I - 104 units - (3rd day in a row)
>MAM< Julia_TeamNinja - Premier - 2620 units

Tonight’s >POD< goes to ukevil…hope you had a great Birthday :D

>Stompmaster< Julia_TeamNinja, for her 3-stomp in the top flight - no mean achievement, that! (added by Meady, because Jules is too modest to do it herself)

Legend - What do all these awards stand for?? POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day (Saturday only, at present)

[Meadmaker]

That was an excellent read, Jules - thanks for that.

You only missed out one thing - I've edited for you. :nod:

Congratulations to all - we are doing very well indeed!

[Fireblade]

Great report again Jules/'Miss Modesty' :blush: :p but really... many thanks :thumbsup: I know you and the little un ain't been feelin' 'crash hot' these last few days, so it was darned decent of ye t' even take on the commenary as per usual :hug: :kisses:

Well done t' the MAM's, t' UKevil for his (celebratory) POD :D, and to yourself Jules, for a(nother) truly splendiferoustacular :constip: :clap: :worship: :thumbsup:

But now I'm really :scared: :errrr: :blink: :huh: :uhoh: :help: That's not been the behaviour of an :angel: lately hon! More like an :archangel... or even the :devil: himself :eek: You're driving me :insane:/:nuts: - but :noprob:... I ain't one to start :walking: from a good :boxing: In fact... I've been known to quite enjoy a :jedi: wi' the ladies in my life :xohyes: :lol:

[Jules]

:blush: Thank you Meady...and you too Fireblade :)and also...LOL @ Fireblade ...maybe it's more like :newangel:...since the virtue of my :halo: continues to be questioned for some reason :dunno: ;)...( I'm not rude...no matter what they say ) :sunshine:

You're still a fair bit away....:cunning:....should I expect you to fight back? :dancers: :neener: :moon:

[UKEvil]

hey thanks jules :)
a great report as usual! :thumbsup:

[Monkeymia]

Well done Jules - nice read stompmeister
Congrats ukevil.

[dodgygeeeza]

great report there Jules;) well done to all:thumbsup:

Jules hope you feel better soon :sunshine: ;)

[Fireblade]

Originally posted by Jules

....should I expect you to fight back?

Nah... but then again... :cunning: :neener: :lol:

[Jules]

Originally posted by Fireblade


Nah... but then again... :cunning: :neener: :lol:

:nod: Come on then....:beep: :fart:

[Fireblade]

OK then... since you asked so nicely :D

'Twas only a small :constip: compared to your two :fart: tho' :thumb:

[Jules]

:thumb:

I've managed a counter :fart:.....just a small one tho ;)

[Meadmaker]

I've just noticed! :eek:

[Jules]

Hmmmmm ....I'm missin' some....we'll see if they show up later :cunning:

[Fireblade]

Ouch!! :jawdrop: Holy *%^+!!!! Now I really am worried :eek:

On the other hand... that's simply awesome output Jules :clap:, and I won't mind losin' 2nd place to ya (which could happen by weeks-end if you keep your current rate up :nod: ) after such an assault :bow:

You haven't won a State lottery, or tapped-in to NASA by any chance have you :D























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