>News< Daily Commentary for Monday 14th April 2003

[Ragnarog]

Hello and good morning fellow Ninja genomers.

Let me just quickly point out that yesterday, after 13 years of research and sequencing, the HUGO (Human Genome Project) has come to an end yesterday :sunshine: Onwards and upwards Humanity! :)

Daily and weekly Team Production

Yesterday: 10041
Last week: 25696

Next Stomp Targets

Team Name.......Total
Overclocked_Hardware_UK +11785.18


League Promotions: Evolution

Sadly, noone moved up a league :(

League Relegations: Devolution

None to report either :)

Picard and Janeway Awards

Picard for best ever weekly production:

Evolution and mushy-peas both upped their weekly production records to 539 and 282 respectifely. Great work you 2!

Stomp Report

Single stomp of the day was Evolution who tramples over Nick to take position 22! Good work :)

Activity Report

The S-MDC_TRUST activates its 64kbit ISDN line again and dumps 9434 into TN_Genome's account! Great production!
Meadmaker tests the G@H2 client (I guess) and produces 202 units. Jed throws in 81 and defends his newly gained #8 spot against Bursar who dumped a nice 35 too!
More active people a league below with dodgy (88), 10:13 (28) and ukevil with 27 units beamed up to Stanford.
Finally, in the last active Division (II), Evolution_ dumps 67 and stomps Nick while mushy-peas produces 79 units.

Most active member awards

>MAM< mushy-peas - Division II - 79 units
>MAM< dodgy - Division I - 88 units - (2nd day in a row)
>MAM< S-MDC_TRUST - Premier - 9434 units

Producer of the day award

>POD< Evolution - For the stomp of the day and a weekly production record!

Lets aim for the Top 25 until May 5th when there will be a stats snapshot! Only.../takes calculator out...158200 units to go! :scratch: :D

Until next time,

Rag




Legend - What do all these awards stand for?? POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day (Saturday only, at present)

[Meadmaker]

Great report, Rag - thanks for that. :nod:

Well done to Evolution_ on getting the POD, and to everyone else for their contributions.

Rag has set us a target - let's knock it dead! :D

[Jules]

Thanks for a great report Rags! :thumb:


Congrats to the MAM's:jump: ... and to Evolution for the POD!!:hifive:


Originally posted by Ragnarog
.....158200 units to go! :scratch: :D.....



I think I can help a little bit there;) :blink:.... :fart: :fart: :mg:
...aaahhhhhh

...Ohhh Meady....:cunning::newangel:

[Fireblade]

Great report Rags... ta much :thumbsup:

Well done t' the MAM's, and t' Evolution for the POD :clap:

@ Jules... that's gonna be a mighty spectacular :constip: if ye're set on stompin' Meady :eek: Quite frankly, I really...



can't wait :lol:

[Meadmaker]

If Jules has dumped 2k+, then it's definitely time to get the :gulp: out! :nod:


Time to fire up the GenoBorg, and get the popcorn ready, methinks! :D

[Fireblade]

I'll :chug: t' that Meady :cheers: :thumb:

[Meadmaker]

@Jules - I bow to your dumpage!

Pity it didn't make the stats for tonight. Oh well - tomorrow night's Commentary will be a good read. :nod:


/Meady wanders off in a daze........

[dodgygeeeza]

great report there Rags;) i'm testing g@h3 again, lets hope this one will make it to the stats this time:rolleyes: looks like i lost the other one in a black hole somewhere:(