>News< Daily Commentary for Friday, 28th March 2003

[Squeaky]

I can’t just go and leave Meady in the lurch :D

Consider it especially dedicated to you m8, my farewell commentary :D

STATISTICS

DAILY PRODUCTION..............9,254
WEEKLY PRODUCTION...........36,719

Massively increased from last week…must find out who is to blame ;) http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Bow.gif


LEAGUE POSITIONS

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34 TeamNinja_Genome ………………..303,711
35 Team Evil……………….................. 286,920
36 Crunchers from Poland…........... 286,563

why did I not notice such team stomping action this week LOL…there seems to be no clear and present danger :)
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PROMOTIONS/DEMOTIONS

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STOMP REPORT

In the Division III League

Gunslinger stomps g

mushy-peas stomps g+Gunslinger

In the Division II League

In the Division I League

speculative stomps Kelly+Doke

nyles stomps Doke

In the Premier League

Meadmaker stomps BBCFE+Bursar

ACTIVITY REPORT
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S-MDC_TRUST, 6876
Fireblade, 536
Meadmaker, 958
Bursar, 55
Jed, 178
dodgy, 66
nyles, 133
speculative, 103
ukevil, 46
Chelle, 43
10:13, 10
TN_Ragnarog, 14
Evolution_, 36
Shookums, 114
mushy-peas, 56
Gunslinger, 30

THE AWARDS

the >POD< has to go to Meady :D …any objections? :p Great crunching my friend.
I’d also like to give a second >POD< to Gunslinger…just in case he thought I hadn’t noticed his units thrown in to TNs pot, cheers m8.

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>MAM< mushy-peas - Division III - 56 units - (4th day in a row)
>MAM< Shookums - Division II - 114 units
>MAM< nyles - Division I - 133 units - (2nd day in a row)
>MAM< S-MDC_TRUST - Premier - 6876 units - (4th day in a row)

Legend - What do all these awards stand for?? POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day (Saturday only, at present)


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[Meadmaker]

A brilliant read, Squeaks - thanks for that. Your Saturday commentaries will be sorely missed.

Thank you for the POD, and well done to all the Team on another excellent day's production!

P.S. I'll edit the sticky to remove you from the Commentary list - anyone who cares to take up Saturday, please let me know.

You do realise you'll be far easier to stomp now, don't ya? :lol:

[Gunslinger]

Thanks for the >POD< Squeaky - I really didn't expect that!

I actually thought nobody had noticed, so I've already thrown in another one :rolleyes:

Ni! :gunsling:

[Fireblade]

Outstanding (final :cry: ) report Squeaks... very well done, and thank you for all your efforts :bow: :thumbsup:

Well done t' the MAM's, and t' Meady + Gunslinger for their respective POD's :clap:

What a :constip: that was Meady :eek:... you obviously took a respectable amount of time off from shoveling gravel for that one eh :D

And an additional :cheers: t' Gunslinger too for continuing t' contribute t' the team - respect to ya bud :bow: