>News< Daily Commentary for Monday, 17th March 2003

[Ragnarog]

Hello and good morning fellow genomers to this news update.

Daily and weekly Team Production

Yesterday: 2412
Last week: 21744

Next Stomp Targets

Team Name.......Total

PCSAZ..........264816 ETA: 3 days
Team Ninja.....259449

League Promotions: Evolution

10:13 reclaims his place in Division I! Nice work!

League Relegations: Devolution

Harry gets pushed down a division by 10:13 and is now leading Division II

Stomp Report

Not much to report here but we do have a few at least!

Bursar dumps 627 :eek: and stomps Kelly in the Premier League.
10:13 sneaks past Harry into Division I
nyles dumps 36 and climbs up the ranks, now into position 32, just past mushy-peas

Activity Report

In Division III, nyles dumps 36 after his entry into the team a day ago. Lets watch him rocket up the stats, shall we? :xpopcorn:

A notch higher up in Division II, yours truly managed to squeeze 38 units out of a P3-800 laptop.

Lots of dumping in Division I where 10:13 dumps 48 to regain access to higher spheres.
Jed (69) and ukevil (91) are in hot pursuit after dodgy (53) and speculative (47). Better watch out people :)
Doke produces another great 312 units :eek: now up to 975 for the week. Good work :thumbsup:

Coming into Premier league, we have Bursar with his megadump of 627.
Squeaky unloaded 24 to the stanford server while Monkeymia produced an astonishing 348.
Mr. Dump, aka Fireblade, got rid of 719 units :eek: Weird pattern..dump, 2 days nothing, dump...2 days nothing..you get the idea :) dial up? :)

Most active member awards

>MAM< nyles - Division III - 36 units
>MAM< TN_Ragnarog - Division II - 38 units - (2nd day in a row)
>MAM< Doke - Division I - 312 units
>MAM< Fireblade - Premier - 719 units

Producer of the day award

>POD< Bursar - For a nice and rather unexpected dump :)
>POD< 10:13 - For climbing up into Division I

Until next time,

Rag




Legend - What do all these awards stand for?? POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day (Saturday only, at present)

[Jules]

Thanks for the report Rags! Great work everyone :nod:

Congrats to Bursar and 10:13 for the POD :thumb:

[Meadmaker]

Great report, Rag - thanks for that!

Well done to everyone, and especially to the deserved winners of the POD's. :nod:

[Monkeymia]

Thanks for that Rags :thumbsup:
Well done Bursar and 10:13 for the POD's
Keep up the good work while I am away :)

Join me in a song :band: - sung to the tune of 'The Runaway train'

The removal van came over the hill for us two... :dancing:
Monkeymia's turned off his machines it's sad but true... :sigh:
300 boxes in the back... :beep:
little white van's axel might snap.. :uhoh:
if it don't then I'll be back... :woot:
just give me some time to unpack... :wacky:
move, move, move, move today is the day of the move :yippee:

:rofl:

[10:13]

Thanks R! and congrats to Bursar!

*dang! ... as POD in Genome!*

[Fireblade]

Another great/detailed report Rags... thanks very much :thumbsup:

Well done t' the MAM's, and t' Bursar and 10:13 on their POD's :clap: :yippee:


Hey Rag'... re ">POD< Bursar - For a nice and rather unexpected dump " - it might've been unexpected t' you, but not t' me :cunning: Bursar can quite easily crunch more than he's been uploading of late, so it was only a matter of time in my books before he uploaded a substantial :constip: :D


//and yeah... I am keepin' a close/beady eye on ye Bursar m8 :thumb:

[Squeaky]

thanks Rag :)

well done to all...but will someone shut MM up..he truly is tone death :eek:

[dodgygeeeza]

great report there Rags;) well done to the MAM's and POD's:)