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Squeaky
8th March 2003, 02:35 PM
*cough* *snort* /drips phlegm *racking cough* /sniff

Yes, Squeaky has a cold, and like for all males this equates to being 'The Walking Dead'. Still, the team must come first (fanfare ?) /sob /sniff *cough*

Ok, I'm still not sure how the commentary should look, but following Meadies example, the Team production is as follows;


Genes.............12,872
Total Units.......223,131.73
Weekly Total...24,464.56
Daily Total.......9,680.31

As you can see, S-MDC TRUST continues to spew forth the kind of chemical assault upon Stanford that George Bush has asked for a seizure of such weapons of mass production :D
(even the Security Council seem convinced :eek: )

The result for the teams global position..

OldDrunken*******s.225,483
TeamNinja Genome.....223,132
BulgariaNetwork.........221,730
Calendra.....................220,985

And the days producers towards this success are..


S-MDC TRUST.......7,579.15
Monkeymia...........199.37
Julia TeamNinja.....659.17
squeaky..............155.17
Bursar.................78.47
Doke...................406.89
speculative..........105.68
dodgy.................72.00
Chelle.................75.16
ukevil.................111.06
Jed....................39.66
10:13.................42.14
Debbie1982.........107.52
TN Ragnarog.......48.87

Only one piece of Stomping action to report..*ACHHOOO* /wipes nose with sleeve.. that EVIL FALLEN ANGEL, aka Julia has trampled all over the teams poor loveable rodent /sob.
Nice crunching Jules :D

And just for that..and the small matter of 600+ units a deserved >POD< :)


Ok lets wrap this up with a cut n paste from Jemas site (bows to the Statsmonkey par excellence)

>MAM< 10:13 - GenomeSplicer - 15 units - (2nd day in a row)
>MAM< TN_Ragnarog - GenomeSplicer - 15 units
>MAM< Doke - Amino Acid - 45 units - (4th day in a row)
>MAM< dodgy - PinkCardigans - 72 units
>MAM< dodgy - Deoxyribonucleic Acid - 72 units
>MAM< squeaky - Eukaryote - 87 units - (2nd day in a row)
>MAM< Monkeymia - Advanced Being - 40 units - (2nd day in a row)
>MAM< S-MDC_TRUST - GrandPicardians - 2486 units

Legend - What do all these awards stand for?? POD - Producer Of the Day - highly subjective and at the whim of the commentator MAM - Most Active Member - most units produced in the league that day Phoenix - Awarded to a team member who has been long inactive and has returned to active duty StompMaster - Awarded to the member who stomps the most people on a single day (Saturday only, at present)

Squeaky
8th March 2003, 02:53 PM
would someone please help me with tabulated columns :D LOL

speculative
8th March 2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Squeaky
would someone please help me with tabulated columns :D LOL

:confused: ? Looks fine to me. :)

Sorry to hear about the cold Squeaky! Hope you feel better soon. :nod:

-speculative

Dewill
8th March 2003, 03:25 PM
Thanks Squeaks,
as i keep a good distance away :p

Bless you, pass hanky




Jed ;)

dodgygeeeza
8th March 2003, 03:29 PM
nice one squeaks,:thumb: just don't sneeze my way:rolleyes:

Fireblade
8th March 2003, 03:34 PM
All things considered, that's a very good effort Squeaks :nod: Thank you :thumbsup:

Well done t' the MAM's, and t' Julia on getting a well-deserved POD :clap: I wasn't aware ladies :fart: quite so much :eek: :thumb:


PS: Get well soon Squeaky :hug:

Ragnarog
8th March 2003, 03:48 PM
Thanks Squeaks.

A MAM with 48 units..wow :) Sometimes its nice that the stats are a bit awkward ;)

Rag

Meadmaker
8th March 2003, 04:31 PM
That was a great read, Squeaks, especially considering how close you must be to pushing off this mortal coil - I know, I've had it too!


Great dumping all round - a special :bow: to Jules for the POD - well deserved.

Hey Squeaks - perhaps you should try sniffing the S-MDC_TRUST's dump - that'll clear your sinuses. :lol:

Jules
8th March 2003, 04:38 PM
Awww..poor Squeaks :hug: Thanks so much for the commentary given your your obvious 'near death' condition ;) Sorry you're feeling so yucky.

Great work Team! :cheerldr: Congrats to the MAM's
And thank you for the POD.....not sure how that happened unless it was a recovered lost dump....

Fireblade...perhaps ladies don't :fart: so much, but then I've never really claimed to be one :halo:....

Dewill
8th March 2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Meadmaker
That was a great read, Squeaks, especially considering how close you must be to pushing off this mortal coil - I know, I've had it too!


Great dumping all round - a special :bow: to Jules for the POD - well deserved.

Hey Squeaks - perhaps you should try sniffing the S-MDC_TRUST's dump - that'll clear your sinuses. :lol:

:roflmao: Well if he dares to do it, he better have more than man size tissues to hand :p , let alone them girly packs, why do they sell them, if you ever use them you'll know what I mean :p


Jed ;)

Monkeymia
8th March 2003, 05:12 PM
Thanks squeaks, stirling effort under the conditions...


/MM walks off and wonders what he can do to make an interesting read tomorrow :scratch: