Fireblade
29th January 2003, 09:22 PM
An American, a Japanese and an Irishman, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
When the others looked at him, he said... "That was my pager: I have a microchip planted in my arm."
Minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted a palm to his ear, spoke briefly, and explained... "That was my mobile phone: I have a microchip in my hand."
The Irishman felt decidedly low-tech and decided he had to do something to match the others. Stepping out of the sauna, he disappeared and returned minutes later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his a$$.
When the others raised their eyebrows and stared, he responded (in a strong Irish accent)... "Will you look at that there now... oi' be gettin' a fax!"
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Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
When the others looked at him, he said... "That was my pager: I have a microchip planted in my arm."
Minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted a palm to his ear, spoke briefly, and explained... "That was my mobile phone: I have a microchip in my hand."
The Irishman felt decidedly low-tech and decided he had to do something to match the others. Stepping out of the sauna, he disappeared and returned minutes later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his a$$.
When the others raised their eyebrows and stared, he responded (in a strong Irish accent)... "Will you look at that there now... oi' be gettin' a fax!"
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