Gservo
15th January 2003, 01:00 AM
Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in Arkansas out on the farm up in the
>hills. Pa has found out that the hole for the outhouse is full. He goes in
>the house and tells Ma he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole.
>
>Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the youngun down the road???. He must be
>smart
>because he is a college graduate."
>
>So Pa drives down to the neighbors. He ask him " Mr. College graduate, my
>hole for the outhouse is a full and I don't know what to do to empty it."
>
>The youngun tells him, " Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a
>short fuse and one with a long fuse. Light them both under the outhouse.
>The
>first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the air.
>The second one will then go off and spread the poop all across your farm
>and
>fertilize your ground. The outhouse will then come back down to the same
>spot
>and you will have an empty hole for your outhouse."
>
>Pa thanks the neighbor and picks up two sticks of dynamite at the hardware
>store, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. He goes home and
>puts
>them under the corner of the outhouse. He lights them and then runs behind
>a
>tree.
>
>All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the outhouse!!
>
>BOOM!! Off goes the first stick of dynamite and shoots the outhouse in the
>air.
>BOOM!! Off goes the second stick of dynamite and spreads the poop all
>across
>the farm.
>The outhouse comes crashing back down on the hole.
>
>Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you
>alright??!!"
>As she pulls up her pants she says, "Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart
>in
>the kitchen."
>hills. Pa has found out that the hole for the outhouse is full. He goes in
>the house and tells Ma he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole.
>
>Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the youngun down the road???. He must be
>smart
>because he is a college graduate."
>
>So Pa drives down to the neighbors. He ask him " Mr. College graduate, my
>hole for the outhouse is a full and I don't know what to do to empty it."
>
>The youngun tells him, " Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a
>short fuse and one with a long fuse. Light them both under the outhouse.
>The
>first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the air.
>The second one will then go off and spread the poop all across your farm
>and
>fertilize your ground. The outhouse will then come back down to the same
>spot
>and you will have an empty hole for your outhouse."
>
>Pa thanks the neighbor and picks up two sticks of dynamite at the hardware
>store, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. He goes home and
>puts
>them under the corner of the outhouse. He lights them and then runs behind
>a
>tree.
>
>All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the outhouse!!
>
>BOOM!! Off goes the first stick of dynamite and shoots the outhouse in the
>air.
>BOOM!! Off goes the second stick of dynamite and spreads the poop all
>across
>the farm.
>The outhouse comes crashing back down on the hole.
>
>Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you
>alright??!!"
>As she pulls up her pants she says, "Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart
>in
>the kitchen."