Crabbles
11th January 2003, 02:21 PM
---------------------- Urine Trouble -----------------------
LONDON - A tactless rugby fan managed to get himself banned
from any rugby activity for five years by the Rugby Football
Union. Vince Dunne was reprimanded for pissing off a 16-year-
old linesman by pissing on him. An RFU disciplinary panel
found Dunne guilty of "conduct which is prejudicial to the
interests of the game." While Gatorade is traditionally dum-
ped on the head-coach of the victors, sports enthusiasts are
hoping that urine dousing does not become a common trend.
------------------- The Beast of Bodmin --------------------
In a state of sheer terror, an English woman was trapped inside her own home for 24 hours as a dark, shadowy figure lingered outside her front door. Fearing that
the sinister creature was the Beast of Bodmin, a huge, black
mythical creature, probably of the cat family, having the
usual refinements of burning eyes and fiery breath, the woman
remained a prisoner of fear. Eventually, she gathered up the
courage to call the RSPCA, whose officers rushed to the scene
to confront the snarling beast. They came to her rescue and
were able to subdue the black plastic bag that was filled with
a number of telephone directories that had kept the frightened
woman tucked away in her home for an entire day.
LONDON - A tactless rugby fan managed to get himself banned
from any rugby activity for five years by the Rugby Football
Union. Vince Dunne was reprimanded for pissing off a 16-year-
old linesman by pissing on him. An RFU disciplinary panel
found Dunne guilty of "conduct which is prejudicial to the
interests of the game." While Gatorade is traditionally dum-
ped on the head-coach of the victors, sports enthusiasts are
hoping that urine dousing does not become a common trend.
------------------- The Beast of Bodmin --------------------
In a state of sheer terror, an English woman was trapped inside her own home for 24 hours as a dark, shadowy figure lingered outside her front door. Fearing that
the sinister creature was the Beast of Bodmin, a huge, black
mythical creature, probably of the cat family, having the
usual refinements of burning eyes and fiery breath, the woman
remained a prisoner of fear. Eventually, she gathered up the
courage to call the RSPCA, whose officers rushed to the scene
to confront the snarling beast. They came to her rescue and
were able to subdue the black plastic bag that was filled with
a number of telephone directories that had kept the frightened
woman tucked away in her home for an entire day.