> Unusual Funeral

[Gservo]

> >
> >
> > A woman was leaving at 7-11 with her morning coffee
> > when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
> > approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse
> > was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
> > feet behind.
> >
> > Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking
> > a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women
> > walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the
> > curiosity.
> >
> > She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog
> > and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now
> > is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a
> > funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
> >
> > The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my
> > husband." "What happened to him?" The woman replied,
> > "My dog attacked and killed him."
> >
> > She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
> > hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She
> > was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on
> > her."
> >
> > A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes
> > between the two women.
> >
> > "Can I borrow the dog?"
> >
> > "Get in line."

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The first version I saw of this was about men instead of the women.

Good anyways.