Gservo
9th January 2003, 02:18 PM
I decided to get rid of Daniel's cats one day by driving them 20 blocks from the house and
leaving them at the park.
As I was getting home, the cats was walking up the driveway.
The next day I decided to drive the cats 40 blocks away. I put the beasts out and headed home.
Driving back up my driveway, there was the cats!
I kept taking the cats further and further and the cats would always beat me home. At last I decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from home and left the cats there.
Hours later the I calls home to my wife: "Daniela, is the cats there?"
"Yes", she answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, I answered, "Put that SOBs on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
leaving them at the park.
As I was getting home, the cats was walking up the driveway.
The next day I decided to drive the cats 40 blocks away. I put the beasts out and headed home.
Driving back up my driveway, there was the cats!
I kept taking the cats further and further and the cats would always beat me home. At last I decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from home and left the cats there.
Hours later the I calls home to my wife: "Daniela, is the cats there?"
"Yes", she answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, I answered, "Put that SOBs on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"