Gservo
9th January 2003, 03:51 AM
huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
>
>The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his
>large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The
>bartender hands the guy his beer and says, "You know, I'm
>not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is
>phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head so small?"
>The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.
>"One day," he begins, "I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard
>someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog
>that
>was sitting next to a stream."
>
>"No shit?" says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.
>
>"Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, Kiss me. Kiss me and I will
>turn
>into a genie and grant you three wishes.'"
>
>"Keep going!"
>
>"I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss.
>
>POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. She said,
>You now have three wishes.' I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and
>said, I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.'
>She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so huge that I
>ripped
>out of my clothes and was
>standing there naked! She then asked, What will be your second wish?'"
>
>"What next?" begged the bartender.
>
>"I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, I want to make
>sensuous
>love with you here by this stream.' She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to
>me. We made love right there by that stream for
>hours!
>
>Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious
>lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, You know, you do have one more wish.
>What will it be?'
>
>I looked at her and replied, How 'bout a little head?
>
>The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his
>large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The
>bartender hands the guy his beer and says, "You know, I'm
>not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is
>phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head so small?"
>The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.
>"One day," he begins, "I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard
>someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog
>that
>was sitting next to a stream."
>
>"No shit?" says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.
>
>"Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, Kiss me. Kiss me and I will
>turn
>into a genie and grant you three wishes.'"
>
>"Keep going!"
>
>"I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss.
>
>POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. She said,
>You now have three wishes.' I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and
>said, I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.'
>She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so huge that I
>ripped
>out of my clothes and was
>standing there naked! She then asked, What will be your second wish?'"
>
>"What next?" begged the bartender.
>
>"I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, I want to make
>sensuous
>love with you here by this stream.' She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to
>me. We made love right there by that stream for
>hours!
>
>Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious
>lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, You know, you do have one more wish.
>What will it be?'
>
>I looked at her and replied, How 'bout a little head?