Little Johnny & His Shrink

[Gservo]

>Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.
>He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
>
>The shrink said "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what
>he
>wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list,
>leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests."
>
>Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for
>Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up.
>When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree.
>And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn
>garage."
>
>Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog
>poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree.
>Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by
>the
>garage.
>
>When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad
>smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
>
>Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-bitch!"

[Sirius]

:)

[Sirius]

and then......

A week later Dad comes home from work to find his wife in
tears, sitting on the stairs with a pile of sadomasochistic magazines next to her. He asks,
"What's the matter, hon?"

She replies, weeping, "Look what I found under little
Johnny's bed! These are horrible, all the whips and
chains! Whatever shall we do?!"

The husband thinks for a moment, then replies, "Well,
for starters, I don't think we should spank him."