pdated Tune Titles For The Getting Older Set

[Gservo]

Leo Sayer -- "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores -- "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

Steely Dan -- "Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper"

The Rolling Stones -- "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Credence Clearwater Revival -- "Bad Prune Rising"

The Who -- "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

Marvin Gaye -- "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

Herman's Hermits -- "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

[Crabbles]

That's the problem with the youth of today.....no respect for their elders! In my day.................:rofl:

[Sirius]

Procul Harem - a whiter shade of Grey
REM - Everybody Farts
Eurythmics - Here comes the valium again
Pet Shop Boys - What have I done to deserve this
Madness - It must be Incontinence
Stranglers - No more erections

[Gservo]

linkin park - one step close to the depends

[Crabbles]

REM - Everybody Farts That's hardly a sign of age more a statement of fact!

Beatles-The long and winding nasal hair.
Procal Harum-A whiter shade of hair.

[Sirius]

Kate Bush - Sat in your wheelchair
Phil Collins - I cannot believe it's senility
Supertramp - Goodbye Memory
Dire Straits - Once upon a time in the Nursing Home

[Ian Newson]

Dire Straits - Money for nothing (and your incontinence pads for free)

(on that note http://members.aol.com/iannewson/smilies/creeping.gif )

[Sirius]

uneditied :)

Fine Young Cannibals - I'm not the man I used to be
Peter Gabriel - I don' remember
Tina Turner - Show some respect
Paul Simon - Still Crazy after all these years

[Ian Newson]

John Denver - Leaving on a stena stair lift