You know you're from MT when...

[speculative]

YOU KNOW YOUR FROM MONTANA WHEN........



YOU ONLY KNOW FOUR SPICES – SALT, PEPPER, RANCH DRESSING AND KETCHUP

YOU DESIGN YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME TO FIT OVER A SNOWSUIT

YOU HAVE MORE MILES ON YOUR SNOWBLOWER THAN YOUR CAR

YOU HAVE 10 FAVORITE RECIPES FOR ELK MEAT

YOU’VE TAKEN YOU KIDS TRICK-OR-TREATING IN A BLIZZARD

DRIVING IS BETTER IN THE WINTER BECAUSE THE POTHOLES ARE FILLED IN WITH
SNOW

YOU THINK SEXY LINGERIE IS TUBE SOCKS AND A FLANNEL NIGHTIE WITH ONLY 8
BUTTONS

YOU OWE MORE MONEY ON YOUR SNOWMOBILE THAN YOUR CAR

THE LOCAL PAPER COVERS NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL HEADLINES ON ONE PAGE,
BUT REQUIRES 6 PAGES FOR LOCAL SPORTS

YOU CAN WRITE A CHECK AT MCDONALDS FOR 2 BIG MACS AND FRIES

AT LEAST TWICE A YEAR, THE KITCHEN DOUBLES AS A MEAT PROCESSING PLANT

THE MOST EFFECTIVE MOSQUITO REPELLENT IS A SHOTGUN

YOUR SNOWBLOWER GETS STUCK ON THE ROOF

YOU THINK THE START OF ELK SEASON IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

YOU FREQUENTLY CLEAN GREASE OFF YOUR BARBECUE SO THE BEARS DON’T

YOU KNOW WHICH LEAVES MAKE GOOD TOILET PAPER

YOU FIND -40 “A LITTLE CHILLY”

THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR DOUBLES AS A DEEP FREEZER

YOU ATTEND A FORMAL EVENT IN YOUR BEST CLOTHES, YOUR FINEST JEWELRY, AND
YOUR SORELS

YOU CAN PLAY ROAD HOCKEY ON SKATES

YOU KNOW 4 SEASONS – WINTER, STILL WINTER, ALMOST WINTER, AND
CONSTRUCTION

YOU ACTUALLY GET THESE JOKES AND FORWARD THEM TO ALL YOUR MONTANA
FRIENDS

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-spec

(I think I could come up with some of my own as well. ;) )