Rukluk
13th October 2002, 02:24 AM
Three men, one American, one Japanese, and an Irishman, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. When the others looked at him, he said,"That was my pager. I have a microchip planted in my arm."
Minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted a palm to his ear, spoke briefly, and explained, "That was my mobile phone; I have a microchip in my hand."
The Irishman felt decidedly low-tech and decided he had to do something to match the others. Stepping out of the sauna, he disappeared and returned minutes later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his ass. When the others raised their eyebrows and stared, he responded, "Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a fax!"
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. When the others looked at him, he said,"That was my pager. I have a microchip planted in my arm."
Minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted a palm to his ear, spoke briefly, and explained, "That was my mobile phone; I have a microchip in my hand."
The Irishman felt decidedly low-tech and decided he had to do something to match the others. Stepping out of the sauna, he disappeared and returned minutes later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his ass. When the others raised their eyebrows and stared, he responded, "Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a fax!"