Welcome Brains !!

[Terminator]

Welcome aboard m8 :wave:

Introduce yourself to the madhouse, we don't bite too often although there is a mad rodent in the house ;) :D

[Meadmaker]

Rats! Beaten to it! :)

Welcome to Team Ninja, Brains! I hope you find the forum soon! :D

/note to Rids: no comments about stuttering, and Thunderbirds....:D

[mackerel]

:wave:

[Chelle]

Hi Brains! :wave: C'mon in, welcome to our merry band :band:

[bubbadog]

:spot: Brains! We finally have Brains! :spot:

:wave: Welcome!

[Meadmaker]

Didn't last for long, according to the stats....:(

[bubbadog]

So we're brainless again? ;)

[Rids]

Ah well, we didn't have any brains to start with so I guess we won't miss them :p

[Chelle]

Speak for yourselves :haddock:

[Rids]

Ouch! :p

[LinearB]

He (She / it) is back again :)

[Rids]

Let's have another go then...

WELCOME BRAINS :thumbsup:

[^7_of_9]

I see you guys got some brains back.

P.S. This new colour bar is ..... interesting.

[Rids]

LoL, well it makes posting a little more versatile :p

[^7_of_9]

Just noticed that the colour bar is only on thie forum ... how come :confused:

[Brains]

Sorry about that, a small glitch.

Thanks for the welcome :)

[Rids]

Aha, you're in for real now :thumbsup:
Welcome again to Team Ninja Brains...
May your crunching be fruitful and fun (I hear we're doing something useful too) ;)

[Meadmaker]

Great to see you here and posting, Brains!

Don't forget to check out your welcome thread on the Humanitarian forum as well! :D

[bubbadog]

Brains! We have Brains! :spot: Nice to see you!

Welcome! :wave:

[Rids]

That's a bit of a sweeping statement there bubba - can you honestly say it's true, hmmm? :roflmao:

[bubbadog]

OK, some of us do, Rids! :roflmao:

[Brains]

Egad, I need 25 posts to add my own Picture, I best get typing.

[bubbadog]

Boy are you in the right forum for that! :roflmao:

[Rids]

well you should get there in an hour or two :p

[Chelle]

LOL, stick with these two and you'll be there in no time, Brains :D

Welcome back, glad you got your glitch sorted! :sunshine:

[Brains]

I tried to get the Stats Sig thing working but recieved this message
Sorry . Only members of the Picard Seti team are allowed sig files
Please join and enjoy

Do I need to run Seti@Home also? I am a bit confused.

[LinearB]

Brains......confused.......not possible :D.

I'm afraid you do need to crunch at least one unit for the Seti team to enable the siggy counter. It's what we call Jema's tax ;). Once you've done one unit though you can refocus your efforts back here :)

[Brains]

Thanks LinearB

I am now paying my "Jema Tax" and it should be in the books by Friday.

[Rids]

Originally posted by Chelle
LOL, stick with these two and you'll be there in no time, Brains :D
Hey, you don't do so bad yourself hon, how many posts you got now? :p

[^7_of_9]

I swear these people in this place over here build up posts really fast.... :rolleyes:

[^7_of_9]

How do you guys do it? :D

[Rids]

It's a God given gift :p
... and being on the BB for about 20 hours a day helps too :D

[Brains]

I need to get to 25, after that I will stop.....:)

[mackerel]

Keep at it! :D

Hmm... there's also other forums... ;)

[bubbadog]

Sorry ^7, but I've seen the vb stats...you should talk!

[Rids]

Yeah but who's back in his rightful position? ;)

[^7_of_9]

/me a post wh0re? Never! :D

/whistling dixie

[Bozo]

Nice List there


oh and this post makes me even with you Bubba for the last 24 hours :D

[^7_of_9]

Yeah but I make alot of very informative posts ...... At least I think I do .... ;)

[Rids]

The "ever" score is wrong judging by my total :D

[Rids]

Originally posted by ^7_of_9
Yeah but I make alot of very informative posts ...... At least I think I do .... ;)
Hey, I made my informative post of the month this very morning ;)

[^7_of_9]

I made mine while you were asleep ....

[Rids]

What, a week last friday? :eek:

[^7_of_9]

Naw. Sometime the month before

[bubbadog]

Originally posted by Bozo
Nice List there


oh and this post makes me even with you Bubba for the last 24 hours :D

Not anymore! :D

[Bozo]

Originally posted by bubbadog


Not anymore! :D

:doh: :cry:

[^7_of_9]

You guys are bad ....

[Chelle]

Originally posted by Rids
Hey, you don't do so bad yourself hon, how many posts you got now? :p
Uh, less than HALF of what you have, dear :eek: :kiss:

This is an admin conspiracy. We force you into postwhoredom before you can have an avatar :D (joking!)

[Squeaky]

did i here you say you made an informative post 7??? :mad: SHAME ON YOU ..

[Squeaky]

ohhh....and WELCOME BRAINS :D

a commodity we so desperately lack I may add

[bubbadog]

So 7, when and where exactly was this informative post? ;)

:wall:

[Squeaky]

and and and and TERMIE... DONT THINK I DIDNT SPOT THE SLUR ON MY GOOD CHARACTER :D

[bubbadog]

How could you tell it from all the others, Rat-Boy? ;)

[Brains]

I wouldn't go that far.
.
.
.
well......

[^7_of_9]

Originally posted by bubbadog
So 7, when and where exactly was this informative post? ;)

:wall:

Do a search for "Informative Post by ^7_of_9"

I swear it's there .... :rolleyes:

[Squeaky]

Originally posted by bubbadog
How could you tell it from all the others, Rat-Boy? ;)

cos it was by a more respected member :p

[^7_of_9]

Originally posted by Squeaky
did i here you say you made an informative post 7??? :mad: SHAME ON YOU ..

Of course I made an informative post .... Didn't you see it? Shame on YOU :D

[^7_of_9]

Originally posted by Squeaky


cos it was by a more respected member :p


That was me wasn't it? :D

[Squeaky]

LOL.. NO...im not talking to YOU, you've gone all softie conformist and started making SENSIBLE INFORMATIVE posts :p

nooo...wait, I still can't find any :eek:

;)

[^7_of_9]

Maybe you didn't check correctly.

[Squeaky]

I searched as you suggested..but nothing remotely useful was returned :D

I'm starting to wonder if you have an overactive imagination, or maybe that womans licre suit is just TOO tight for a man to wear

[^7_of_9]

Well you were the one that said you liked seeing me in that Lycra suits :D :eek: :D

[bubbadog]

I think you misunderstood him 7...I'm pretty sure he said Spandex Dress. ;)

[^7_of_9]

It must have gotten messed up in the Subspace Communique ...

[Rids]

Subspace Comunique??? :confused:
Oh!
Wrong team 7 :roflmao:
We don't use subspace chanels here...

...we just shout real loud :clown:

[^7_of_9]

Hmmmmmm I must taken a wrong turn at the last sector and somehow ended up in this quadrant. Anyone know the way back? ;)

[Rids]

There is no way back! :p
We have people on the doors ;)

... and lets face it, would you want to argue with a rampant Chelle? :drool:

WARNING - she's real handy with that big stick!

[^7_of_9]

Yeah but I've got what you guys over here would call a really big powerful laser beam that fits in my hand :D

[bubbadog]

:roflmao: Never heard it called that before! ;)

[^7_of_9]

Originally posted by bubbadog
:roflmao: Never heard it called that before! ;)

I knew someone was going to take advantage of what I said. I didn't realise it till after I posted though ....

[Rids]

Which will do you no good whatsoever once you've felt the wrath of the little Canadian stick wielder! :eek:
You really do need to be cautious m8, she's literally a STUNNER - one wallop with that lump'o'wood and you are a moaning heap :jedi:

[Rids]

Originally posted by ^7_of_9


I knew someone was going to take advantage of what I said. I didn't realise it till after I posted though ....
We don't do things like that over here 7, we are decent upstanding (when sober (not often)) peeps - just don't overdo it or you'll go blind

/rids trips over guide dog :roflmao:

[^7_of_9]

Originally posted by Rids
Which will do you no good whatsoever once you've felt the wrath of the little Canadian stick wielder! :eek:
You really do need to be cautious m8, she's literally a STUNNER - one wallop with that lump'o'wood and you are a moaning heap :jedi:


I'm a Canadian Man therfore I fear nothing from a little Canadian Woman with a little big stick. That stick should be in the fireplace to help keep our countries power being generated :rolleyes:

[Rids]

You have suicidal tendencies then :D
Nice knowing you ;)

[bubbadog]

Originally posted by ^7_of_9



I'm a Canadian Man therfore I fear nothing from a little Canadian Woman with a little big stick. That stick should be in the fireplace to help keep our countries power being generated :rolleyes:

Man, it's like watching someone commit suicide, isn't it? :roflmao:

[Rids]

Slowly and painfully :roflmao:

[^7_of_9]

The power of a Canadian Man should never be underestimated.


We cannot be pushed around by some little person with a little stick.

[SIZE=1]Now if that was a BIG stick that would be different[SIZE]

[Bozo]

Brains....You now know how to get your post count up :D

it doesn't matter what you say just as long as you say it:D

[Rids]

NEWS ~ READ ALL ABOUT IT

CANADIAN MAN ABOUT TO BE MADE EXTINCT!!!

Canadian man today made the fatal error of not taking the threat of small Canadian woman with BIG stick seriously and now looks set to pay the price!

:wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:

[bubbadog]

WARNING: These are professional post whores here....you have to work up to this level of absurdity!

[Rids]

pfft - it's a natural born gift ;)

[^7_of_9]

Us Canadian men weren't born. We were Grown. :eek:

[Chelle]

Man it's getting deep in here :rolleyes:

Well, 7 gets three points for not calling me American (unlike the late GBSY of KWSN, rest his soul)

But Ridsy, you really ought to know by now I don't need the power of my big stick to bring a man to his knees. I'm a Scorpio and I have estrogen. 'Nuff said :cool:

[Rids]

True, the "chelle temper" is something to behold - from a distance :D

[Chelle]

I don't have a temper :rolleyes: I'm just spirited....

[Rids]

uh huh, this is me you're talking to don't forget hon ;)

[Brains]

I see now how it is done Bozo, But I can't keep up with them they are to fast :)

[Chelle]

Aaaww, he's trying so hard too.. Rids, let's give Brains his avatar. 25 is hard to do for some people. (when did that change anyway? Let's take this under advisement.....)

[Rids]

Got an avatar in mind?
I'll put it in if you want

[Chelle]

What I had in mind was lowering that limit. YGPM.

[Rids]

No I don't :D
... and DONE (now 10) ;)

[Chelle]

Yes you do.
And thank you :)

[Rids]

Yes I did :)
And you are welcome :D

[Brains]

WOW, Rids must be afraid of that stick :)

Must be a big one, like hockey size?

[Rids]

Nah, just who's holding it :roflmao:

[Chelle]

More like shishkebob size :cunning:

You may add an avatar now, Brains :D

[Rids]

Shish kebab size?
No wonder you always liked Wodger! :roflmao:

[^7_of_9]

I ain't afraid of no stick. Doesn't matter if it's Shish Kebab size, Hockey size or Lacross size. ;)

[Rids]

The stick is an inanimate object - The woman behind it is NOT! :D

/Rids sits with a knowing grin, watching 7 dig an ever growing hole (soon be big enough)

[Brains]

Thanks for lowering that from 25 to 10 but I would have gotten there sooner or later with these mindless posts :)

[^7_of_9]

Rids may be mindless but *I* am not :D

[Bozo]

100 posts in a welcome thread...Can't be bad. :D

Do you feel suitably welcomed ? :D


:rotate:

[Rids]

It may seem a little mindless at times but it's all communication after all and that's what a friendly community is all about, if we stuck to facts and figures we'd run out of things to say very quickly, much as in real life to be honest (I've heard there is such a thing but never seen it) :) We get the job done and have fun while we're doing it ~ only way to go in my view ;)

[^7_of_9]

BTW I'll take on anyone any day.


(Just as long as they don't disconnect me from the Hve mind I'm ok

[Brains]

Actually I was talking about my mindless posts, I have not been here long enough to throw any mud around. :)

100 posts in a welcome thread...Can't be bad.

Do you feel suitably welcomed ?

I feel warm all over....but that could be the effect of to much booze.

[Rids]

You should fit in well then :D
And feel free to throw mud, we enjoy a spot of mud wrestling now and again :p

[Chelle]

Originally posted by Brains
I feel warm all over....but that could be the effect of to much booze.
...or all the hot air in this post :roflmao:

Oh 7, you tough guy... wanna settle that over an arm-wrastle? :cunning:

[^7_of_9]

Originally posted by Chelle

...or all the hot air in this post :roflmao:

Oh 7, you tough guy... wanna settle that over an arm-wrastle? :cunning:


Sorry Chelle. I wouldn't want to hurt you or be charged by the police for assault for hurting you when I won :D

[Chelle]

And what makes you so sure you'd win? :cunning:

[^7_of_9]

Cause I'd have my wife arm wrstle for me :D

[Chelle]

Is she bigger than you? :D

[^7_of_9]

Even my 11mth old daughter is bigger than me ;)

[Rids]

So you're bigger than Chelle then :D

[Chelle]

Hey, I'm small but I'm mighty :ninja:

[Rids]

and don't I know it :p

[Jules]

:scratch: Oh my goodness, but you all have been busy

Welcome Brains....sorry I'm late with the howdoyoudo's...


I've been back for a couple of hours and have decided there isn't any sense in trying to catch up on everything... :rolleyes:

[^7_of_9]

No sense in trying to catchup? But this is such a wonderful thread to do that in.

Rids and Chelle have been threatning me with bodily harm. I was told they even planned to u se a Hockey stick to hurt me too.

I'm hoping you can talk some sense into these insane people and tell them they shouldn't be allowed to hurt a lonely :borg: drone :D

[bubbadog]

:roflmao: Either you forgot a word in there or you are a glutton for punishment!

[^7_of_9]

Now hear hear .... I've been called many things but a glutton I am not. I swear I offered that last half of the Turkey to the dog before I ate the rest of it myself :rolleyes:

[bubbadog]

Offered it to him or got on the floor and wrestled him for it?

[^7_of_9]

Neither.

Stole it out of his bowl when he wasn't looking.

[bubbadog]

They tend not to look when you feed them tranquilzers first. ;)

[bubbadog]

:wave: Hi Brains!

[^7_of_9]

Originally posted by bubbadog
:wave: Hi Brains!

You obviously weren't talking to me as I believe I lack those things.

[bubbadog]

Waving to my own as they walked by! :D

[^7_of_9]

Well at least they weren't running from you.

http://www.ninjamicros.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/wavey.gif

[Jules]

Originally posted by ^7_of_9
Yeah but I've got what you guys over here would call a really big powerful laser beam that fits in my hand :D


...but I'm thinking if you can hold it in one hand..it can't be THAT big...and I'm guessing it's not all that powerful ;):p :eek:

[Jules]

Originally posted by ^7_of_9
I'm hoping you can talk some sense into these insane people and tell them they should be allowed to hurt a lonely :borg: drone :D

Ok...if that's what you want...but I already had them talked into letting you continue to drone on ;)

[Tweety]

Welcome Brain... As seen by the above Example's we are in short supply of that commodity...:D:rolleyes::D I'm kinda new myself but working on changing that...

Now, now Jules... You are sposed to be the nicer half....:D

7... you talked your little self into it... I admitt with dnar helping you there really isn't any other possible result... but the REAL test of yer skills is talking yourself out of the pit...:D

I've never (yet...Ok?!) tested Chelle's temper, but with my mouth It's only a matter of time...:D Past experience with others say I won't be able to... So far dnar has been close sometimes but never made it...:D (Hey atleast he's advices comes out of genuine experience) Not out of concern thoo...

[CyberdynSystems]

:xwtf:

WHAT THE H--l IS GOING ON HEEEEEERE?????!!!!!!!!!

Oh my G-D!:crazy:

And I don't even want to ask about the moderator?!?! :tsk::tsk::tsk:
As nothing that is occuring in this thread involves the least amount of "moderation" :tsk::tsk::tsk:

All this started as a welcome? What is poor Brains going to think. All he wanted was a nice hello,.. this is what he gets?

Too funny. Sorry I missed it all :) this is waaaay out of control.

So ,. as we said so breifly in the post on Seti,.. welcome Brains.

[^7_of_9]

We all wanted to welcome him in normal NM fashoin .... :rolleyes: So we did :D

Nothing like a good old fashoined Welcoming band.

[Chelle]

Yeah, well... nobody can say they weren't suitably welcomed here :D

[Jules]

Consider it a test....they'll either run for their everlovin' life...
Orr...they'll decide they've found the family they've always dreamed of not knowing :crazy:

[CyberdynSystems]

I think if this is what I had recived,,.. I just may have run off with my tail between my legs!

[Rids]

You have a tail? :eek:
Well with a gift like that I'm sure you would receive an even greater welcome if you joined us :lol:

[Squeaky]

from Rids..

[Rids]

Sorry, not woolly enough :p

[Jules]

:rofl:

You know..you two scare me :eek:

[Tweety]

Will You Stop That!!!

*Waves fist in air*

That was my second keyboard this week only... dammit...

*goes searching for CORDED keyboard with missing space key*

*grmblmr should be here somewhere*

[Squeaky]

Read the board disclaimer Tweety, I'm sure it mentions that reading any content on this forum is at your own risk and Ninjamicros are not liable for damage caused thereof... or sumit like that :)

[Rids]

yes but woolly quadrupeds are exempt :nod:

[Jules]

yes..but exempt from what :scratch:

[Squeaky]

exempt from good taste if they are still flirting with Admin 'Wellies' Ridcully

[Rids]

Flossy says BAAAAAAAAAA! :p
roughly translated to "how's that "little" northern nancy?" :lol:

[Squeaky]

I think you ran that through Babelfish with an A missing deliberately..for it really says "how's that well hung northerner, you nancy?"

[Rids]

In your dreams rodent :p

[Jules]

Originally posted by Squeaky
I think you ran that through Babelfish with an A missing deliberately..for it really says "how's that well hung northerner, you nancy?"

:nod: :xohyes: :newangel:

[^7_of_9]

Originally posted by Squeaky
"how's that well hung northerner, you nancy?"


FYI:

I'm More Northern than you guys are. :p :nod:

[Jules]

Originally posted by ^7_of_9



FYI:

I'm More Northern than you guys are. :p :nod:


but wrong country :crazy:

[^7_of_9]

Nobody said anything about a specific country! :neener:

[Tweety]

Originally posted by Squeaky
Read the board disclaimer Tweety, I'm sure it mentions that reading any content on this forum is at your own risk and Ninjamicros are not liable for damage caused thereof... or sumit like that :)

You be nice... Or I'll find some way to have Chelle beat ya up...

*thinking*

Perhaps I'll work if I ask nice?!

Chelle?! Pretty please with sugar on top? just one littlw *boink* on the head of squeaky? please?

[Rids]

That's no good, there's nothing in it :p

what you need to do is bash him on the toes so they swell up and he can't get his wellies on :nod:

[Chelle]

There's a hundred things in this world I'd rather do than boink Squeaky :rolleyes:

I could clobber him for ya, though :haddock:

:D

[Rids]

Well I'll give him a damned good boink if you don't want to! :)

Here ratty, come and get it :haddock:

[Squeaky]

your all so meaannn to meee :(

[Rids]

you love it really :p

[Tweety]

Oh... I just read Rids first reply... I think I'll try that...:D

*Takes rubber hammer and sits down in corner waiting for anybody unsupecting to pass by*

Thump!, Thumpeti-Crunch...

Oops... sorry rids... I got carried away, you don't really need that toe do ya? After all you got 9 more?

BTW who was it wearing red stilleto heals who was walking in front of ya??? I didn't dare to thump her... wasn't sure after squeaks's warnings about bubba, and rids's warnings about chelle... seems like I'd survive longer by not making them mad... and with a 1 in 3 chance to hit jules, wich supposedly is less dangerous, it seems kinda stupid to try my luck...:D

[Rids]

Well I needed some bed rest anyway :cry:
I should have been wearing my steel toe capped bunny slippers :rolleyes:

[Tweety]

You KNOW full protection gear is required around me...:D
or at least you know now...

[^7_of_9]

This thread is STILL alive?

Hmmmmm think we need more brains :D

[^7_of_9]

Hmm So Chelle doesn't want to "boink" Squeaky but Rids will :rolleyes:

[Chelle]

Uh huh.. when Rids is clad in his red stiletto shoes anything goes :D

:roflmao:

[Rids]

So that's why you always make me wear them then :p

[Squeaky]

only shoes Rids?? I'm in for the bra swapping crew myself :)

[Chelle]

LMAO!

[Rids]

Originally posted by Squeaky
only shoes Rids?? I'm in for the bra swapping crew myself :)
I wasn't allowed to play :(

[Squeaky]

LOL... we COULD do our own Rids???? I'm sure there is a bra or two around here....ummm...searching...ahh!!

NOW. where IS that digital camera. :D

[Rids]

no sneaking any socks in while I'm not looking then :cunning:

[Squeaky]

I was intending to use tissue, but if you advise socks for a fuller more rounded result then ill consider them ;)

[Rids]

Socks wrapped in tissue is best IMHO :roflmao:

[Bozo]

:eek:

This is a family board perhaps this is best done via PM ;)

LOL

:gay: :hug: :dancers:

[Rids]

You can join in too if you want dearie, we could have an "alternative" Miss Ninja contest :lol:

[Jules]

:roflmao:

I would sooo pay good money to see the this!

[Rids]

you can't play - you're a girl :rolleyes:

[Bozo]

LOL

fine idea though that me be. I think I Will Pass. there is a reason I look like this you know ....









:anon:




:roflmao:

[Squeaky]

you sure Bozo? I'm game if there is a decent award :roflmao:

[Bozo]

:uhoh: Quite sure :eek:

[Jules]

Originally posted by Rids
you can't play - you're a girl :rolleyes:

No, we said it was a "girl thing" and you wouldn't understand....I think you'll remember you were invited to play :p

[Rids]

I understood quite well and as soon as I said I wanted to play you both ran away :roflmao:

[Jules]

Yes, but could this be because you wanted to change the rules?

not our fault you couldn't remember what you did with your bra...

[Rids]

Well ok, I did mention going topless to make things fair but that was just in the name of sportsmanship you understand :rolleyes:

[Chelle]

Whoa...

backing outta here real quick :eek:

[Squeaky]

Originally posted by Chelle
Whoa...

backing outta here real quick :eek:

as ever! all mouth no action :p

[Jules]

Originally posted by Squeaky


as ever! all mouth no action :p

No one can accuse YOU of that now can they :xporn: