Talon
17th July 2002, 06:12 PM
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Why does a man have a hole in his penis?
To get some air to his brain.
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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
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What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
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How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm?
>From the snoring.
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
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Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
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Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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Juan on Juan.
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What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Why does a man have a hole in his penis?
To get some air to his brain.
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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
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What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
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How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm?
>From the snoring.
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
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Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
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Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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