View Full Version : The old guy's marriage. It's rude.

3rd July 2002, 11:56 PM
This old man marries a girl barely out of her teens.
Needless to say she is asking for it, so when they get
into bed on the wedding night she asks him "So are we
going to have rampant sex tonight?"

The man responds by raising his hand and outstretching
his fingers.

"What? Five times?" asks the eager girl.

"No", he replied. "Pick a finger".