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fragallrocks
4th June 2002, 11:40 AM
Cats. Clowns. The sound made when you breack your friends arm in a rugby match.Stubbing your toe. Splinters. Sunburn. Cats. Eassys (esp ones due in today). Electricshocks. Cutting your head open on barbed wire. Horses that kick. Ex-girlfriends. Mornings. Those gits upstairs how play loud music untill 3.00am which I would not mind but I have an exam tommorrow. Paper cuts. steeping on the left overs from you cats last meal that he has kindly left outside you door. Cats. The smell of vomit. Voimiting. Losing most of your v.imp work because your computer crashed. Getting stamped on in a ruck. Abusive drunks. Climbing a wall when a large cotswold limestone block comes out in your hand, you fall to the flour and then the block hits you. Cats. Toads (warts and the dreaded lurgy). Getting elbowed in the face in basketball, then the cut getting infected and scaring you chin for life. Falling over when skating down a very steep hill (you tend to leave bits of you behind). Cats. Falling out of a tree. cycling along without a sadle then having to break suddenly. Seeing that one person you realy have a thing for with someone else. tripping over in the street for no apparent reason. hangovers. being woken up by your cat by him licking you eyelids. having to have you cat put down due to cancer. cancer in all its forms. microsoft. standing on a rusty nail. drunkenly falling into a spikey bush then having to removed said spikes in the morning. people how think they are tough start on you then run away because they relise that they are not quite as hard as they thought they were. clown(IT). cats. B.O. molecular genetics exams (esp when you have twice as much to revise as any other subject). Laughing at people because they are different. Ignorance. Raceism. Cats. Fan boys who take TV programs realy to far. Getting hit in the eye with a tennis ball from about two meters and having to spend 13 hours in eye hospital. the reason why I have 3 two inch long scars across my right ribs. Being the youngest of four brother. Spending hours putting together a set of shelves and explictly warning the people not to put to much weight on the top shelf because the fittings are not that strong, then them loading the top shelf with massive folder and the whole thing collapsing and then they blame it on you. failing an exam. burns. people with smelly breath (you know the kind that you just want to say GET A MINT). Getting a Westlife tune stuck in your head as it is the last thing you hear on the radio before you leave the flat. Pulling you stomach muscle (you can't stand up for days). Cats.

GITster
4th June 2002, 12:07 PM
Thats a pretty comprehensive list... you been thinking about it for a while? :D

Oh, and are you really THAT accident prone! :eek:

Gservo
4th June 2002, 01:29 PM
WOW, what did a cat do to you?

speculative
4th June 2002, 05:52 PM
Lol!! I award this one "ROTD!" (Rant Of The Day.) :D

bubbadog
5th June 2002, 04:31 AM
Don't forget:

Flat tires. Bad hair days. Waking up early on your day off when you could have gotten to sleep in. Scrubbing the toilets. Credit limits. Idiots who take up two parking spaces.

fragallrocks
6th June 2002, 09:26 AM
glad to see that people are not taking this to seriouly. OK here is a compertition, guess how many of the above list have a happened to me and how many are things that have happened to people I know.

Prize: slap round the face with a wet lettice!

Jim
6th June 2002, 11:26 AM
Not a fan of Cats then I assume:D

What about wives?? They are 100% evil :D