Redneck Poet

[Gservo]

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists; A
University of North Dakota graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were
given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up
with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was
"TIMBUKTU."

First to recite his poem was the University of North Dakota
graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the
desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan Men on camels, two by two
Destination - Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck
top that, they thought.

The redneck calmly made his way to the
microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin went Met three *****s in a
pop-up tent They was three, and we was two So I bucked one, and Timbuktu
The redneck won hands down.