View Full Version : One for the girls

24th May 2002, 11:37 AM
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled
upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it,
and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman
asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope...due to inflation, constant
downsizing, low wages in third-world countries,and
fierce global competition, I can only grant you one
So...what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She
said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map?
I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other." The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed,
"Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for
thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT good! I
don't think it can be done. Make another wish." The
woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've nev
er been able to find the right man. You know, one
that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps
with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and
is faithful. That's what I wish for ......a good
mate." The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me
see that freakin' map!"

24th May 2002, 01:06 PM

Sadly, that is so true...

24th May 2002, 06:05 PM
:rofl: Thanks Crabbles :hug:

24th May 2002, 07:08 PM
:spinny: Good one Crabbles!

24th May 2002, 07:50 PM
:rofl: I love it :p