Squeaky
19th May 2002, 09:27 PM
You have ever heard the phrase, "The Force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is Camouflage color.
You have ever used you lightsaber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is painted Primer color.
You have Bantha Horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in front of your Rebel Hideout.
Your Rebel Hideout was manufactured by Trasco Mobile Homes.
You have ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to stop and spit Copenhagen Snuff.
You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel 'cause he looks kinda sissy in that vest.
You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its electro shock thingy to light the BBQ.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have to wait for a commercial.
Wookies are offended by your BO.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the damn skeeters.
You have fantasized about Princess Leia in Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut so you have to climb in through the window.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels in the cantina scene.
You suggested that they outfit the Millenium Falcon with a redwood deck.
You have accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as, "them damn Yankees!"
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You have ever been in love with your sister.
Although you had to kill him, you thought that Jabba The Hutt fella had a good handle on how to treat his women.
In your opinion, that Darth Vader guy, "jest ain't quite right."
Your Jedi robe is Camouflage color.
You have ever used you lightsaber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is painted Primer color.
You have Bantha Horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in front of your Rebel Hideout.
Your Rebel Hideout was manufactured by Trasco Mobile Homes.
You have ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to stop and spit Copenhagen Snuff.
You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel 'cause he looks kinda sissy in that vest.
You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its electro shock thingy to light the BBQ.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have to wait for a commercial.
Wookies are offended by your BO.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the damn skeeters.
You have fantasized about Princess Leia in Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut so you have to climb in through the window.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels in the cantina scene.
You suggested that they outfit the Millenium Falcon with a redwood deck.
You have accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as, "them damn Yankees!"
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You have ever been in love with your sister.
Although you had to kill him, you thought that Jabba The Hutt fella had a good handle on how to treat his women.
In your opinion, that Darth Vader guy, "jest ain't quite right."